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Quoted By: >>13395388 >>13396128 >>13396639 >>13396647
>be me
>Tarkov recon sherpa for Customs
>get assigned 2 catbois looking to get loot
>easy
>USEC sussy bakas
>sound like a couple of wahmen
>get halfway through the raid
>tell them to stay behind me in dorms
>breach the second floor
>nigger at the end of the hallway gets me in the visor
>that could've been (head, eyes) but his ammo is bad
>nofucksgiven.jpg
>return the hate
>screaming obscenities on the mic
>40 round magdump this hallway
>press forward
>catbois right behind me
>reload to my 60 round big boy
>during reload get the wind knocked out of me
>catbois finally return fire
>one blacks out my arm
>the other puts 3 in my back from his pistol
>nigger peeks his head out
>just slapped the bolt
>don't think just start firing
>he drops
>hit the hemostat and morphine
>run into the shitter
>talking with catbois while I'm performing surgery.
>"Nyaaaaaaaaa sorry ADAR daddy I didn't mean to aaaaaaaaaaa"
>lots of time looting 3 floors of dorms
>shooting the shit
>talk about my time in the sandbox
>both go quiet
>"ADAR daddy how old are you...."
>30
>"Wooooooow omg that's so freaking hot! omg"
>"ADAR daddy is old enough to actually be my daddy fucking pog owo"
>finish patching myself up
>hit the vehicle extract
>DM on discord
>"Hey daddy! We should play more sometime and maybe you could play with me sometime owo"
>block
>submitted report to sherpa HQ
>will never work with them again
Here's my question.
Why is everyone online either a pedobile or wants pedobilia committed to them?
Nigga nobody wants to go to jail fo yo ass.
>Tarkov recon sherpa for Customs
>get assigned 2 catbois looking to get loot
>easy
>USEC sussy bakas
>sound like a couple of wahmen
>get halfway through the raid
>tell them to stay behind me in dorms
>breach the second floor
>nigger at the end of the hallway gets me in the visor
>that could've been (head, eyes) but his ammo is bad
>nofucksgiven.jpg
>return the hate
>screaming obscenities on the mic
>40 round magdump this hallway
>press forward
>catbois right behind me
>reload to my 60 round big boy
>during reload get the wind knocked out of me
>catbois finally return fire
>one blacks out my arm
>the other puts 3 in my back from his pistol
>nigger peeks his head out
>just slapped the bolt
>don't think just start firing
>he drops
>hit the hemostat and morphine
>run into the shitter
>talking with catbois while I'm performing surgery.
>"Nyaaaaaaaaa sorry ADAR daddy I didn't mean to aaaaaaaaaaa"
>lots of time looting 3 floors of dorms
>shooting the shit
>talk about my time in the sandbox
>both go quiet
>"ADAR daddy how old are you...."
>30
>"Wooooooow omg that's so freaking hot! omg"
>"ADAR daddy is old enough to actually be my daddy fucking pog owo"
>finish patching myself up
>hit the vehicle extract
>DM on discord
>"Hey daddy! We should play more sometime and maybe you could play with me sometime owo"
>block
>submitted report to sherpa HQ
>will never work with them again
Here's my question.
Why is everyone online either a pedobile or wants pedobilia committed to them?
Nigga nobody wants to go to jail fo yo ass.
