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Anonymous ID:gj7RiuRD Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:59:35 No.1340959 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1340964 >>1341086 >>1342466 >>1342839 >>1343264 >>1343287 >>1343315 >>1343345 >>1343368 >>1343707 >>1343801 >>1344047 >>1344656 >>1345957 >>1346353

This guy can get laid, whats your excuse?

!i6ytzGAY4U

!i6ytzGAY4U ID:cdaRMQmP Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:59:56 No.1340964 Report

Quoted By: >>1342164 >>1344956

>>1340959
my dick doesnt hang lower than my legs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+gO3k89g Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:00:36 No.1340970 Report

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just imagine how huge this guys dong must be

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m+px4Ad1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:01:09 No.1340976 Report

Quoted By: >>1341009 >>1341105 >>1343926

I wonder if she did all the work, or he lay ontop of her and flopped like a fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gj7RiuRD Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:03:54 No.1341009 Report

Quoted By: >>1341057

>>1340976
>how does sex work?
t. virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m+px4Ad1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:08:09 No.1341057 Report

Quoted By: >>1341077 >>1342466

>>1341009
It'd still look really weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gj7RiuRD Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:10:24 No.1341077 Report

Quoted By: >>1342432

>>1341057
It always does

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0jMtBRQD Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:11:07 No.1341086 Report

Quoted By:

>>1340959
The Joo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DvzLJilF Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:12:38 No.1341105 Report

Quoted By:

>>1340976
THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Eo+d5H8D Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:30:58 No.1341297 Report

Quoted By: >>1342394

>whats your excuse?
My legs hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z47JrBaL Sat 08 Jul 2017 02:42:01 No.1342164 Report

Quoted By:

>>1340964
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gj7RiuRD Sat 08 Jul 2017 03:06:23 No.1342394 Report

Quoted By:

>>1341297
>mfw there actually is an acceptable excuse
well played

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pvVXZZK1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 03:09:49 No.1342432 Report

Quoted By: >>1342461

>>1341077
t. sexpert

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gj7RiuRD Sat 08 Jul 2017 03:12:02 No.1342461 Report

Quoted By:

>>1342432
I'm a connoisseur of fine pornography

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IQ9/gWzj Sat 08 Jul 2017 03:12:32 No.1342466 Report

Quoted By: >>1342480

>>1340959
I don't have an inspirational story

>>1341057
Damn fine thing then that sex is not a performance

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m+px4Ad1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 03:13:44 No.1342480 Report

Quoted By: >>1342558

>>1342466
>he doesn't perform live sex shows for his friends

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gj7RiuRD Sat 08 Jul 2017 03:20:51 No.1342558 Report

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>>1342480
Can I see?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lfkEo46+ Sat 08 Jul 2017 03:47:50 No.1342839 Report

Quoted By: >>1344763

>>1340959
It's not my choice. That woman chose him, he didn't choose her. No women choose me. That's why.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fcMCwM5D Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:24:01 No.1343264 Report

Quoted By:

>>1340959
we just haven't found the girl whose deranged, unwholesome, and unnatural fetish we fill.

YET.

we are all going to make it men.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qILUKLqP Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:25:44 No.1343287 Report

Quoted By: >>1343295

>>1340959
i recognise fully that i'm not in a place in my life where i'm ready for a real relationship

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m+px4Ad1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:26:36 No.1343295 Report

Quoted By: >>1343360

>>1343287
That wasn't the question though. Why can't you get laid?

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!CumBENIS4c ID:/iQTEgWW Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:27:09 No.1343305 Report

Quoted By: >>1343337

CHECK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pvVXZZK1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:28:14 No.1343315 Report

Quoted By:

>>1340959
i recognise fully that i'm not in a place in my life where i'm ready for real sex.

Demosthenes !!XSkdT1ohRRg

Demosthenes !!XSkdT1ohRRg ID:ftgdwvWz Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:29:54 No.1343337 Report

Quoted By: >>1343398

>>1343305
EM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VD1Pi65j Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:30:22 No.1343345 Report

Quoted By:

>>1340959
well its not like he can fap anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qILUKLqP Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:31:22 No.1343360 Report

Quoted By:

>>1343295
oh

this thread isn't for me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r3A0aygO Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:32:03 No.1343368 Report

Quoted By:

>>1340959

wtf?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m+px4Ad1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:32:16 No.1343374 Report

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Anyone else actually seen this guy in person? He came to my school once. He was an okay guy I guess, seemed comfortable with his body and made jokes about his leg stump being a chicken wing.

!CumBENIS4c

!CumBENIS4c ID:/iQTEgWW Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:34:00 No.1343398 Report

Quoted By:

>>1343337
FACK YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3kOl6uxJ Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:57:40 No.1343707 Report

Quoted By: >>1343720

>>1340959
>there's an amputee fetish
>there isn't a ugly, dumb, boring loser fetish

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m+px4Ad1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 04:58:43 No.1343720 Report

Quoted By: >>1343776

>>1343707
>ugly dumb boring loser
That's my fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3kOl6uxJ Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:01:56 No.1343776 Report

Quoted By: >>1343802

>>1343720
Wanna be my gf? Of just f, you know, I'm lonely.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rh/Dgtcp Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:03:13 No.1343792 Report

Quoted By:

im a loser?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xBxLv9HE Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:03:58 No.1343801 Report

Quoted By:

>>1340959
Dude, the same excuse that applies to any given thread that asks this question to people on here. He learned how to talk to girls during his formative years. Lots of people on here did not.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m+px4Ad1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:04:00 No.1343802 Report

Quoted By: >>1343820

>>1343776
I'm a terrible friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3kOl6uxJ Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:05:08 No.1343820 Report

Quoted By: >>1343861

>>1343802
Oh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m+px4Ad1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:08:01 No.1343861 Report

Quoted By: >>1343885

>>1343820
But I'll be a good friend for (you).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3kOl6uxJ Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:09:33 No.1343885 Report

Quoted By:

>>1343861
That's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aTFq9Pkf Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:12:30 No.1343926 Report

Quoted By:

>>1340976
no. u just insert and spin like helicopper

SWAAAAAAA! SWOOOSH SWOOSH SWOOSH!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YZ4wl/M2 Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:14:43 No.1343956 Report

Quoted By: >>1343970

I wonder... how did he pleasure himself as a teen?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qILUKLqP Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:15:57 No.1343970 Report

Quoted By: >>1343985

>>1343956
maybe he didn't. maybe that's how he got laid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pvVXZZK1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:16:55 No.1343985 Report

Quoted By: >>1343995

>>1343970
You think if I stop masturbating I'll get laid?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m+px4Ad1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:17:43 No.1343995 Report

Quoted By: >>1344037

>>1343985
Stop being ugly and you'll get laid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3kOl6uxJ Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:20:26 No.1344037 Report

Quoted By: >>1344058

>>1343995
You've broken my heart, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wXW6aLKw Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:21:11 No.1344047 Report

Quoted By: >>1344082

>>1340959
Chicks dig scars

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m+px4Ad1 Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:21:57 No.1344058 Report

Quoted By: >>1344567

>>1344037
N-not you though, your ugliness is your charm

gundog

gundog ID:2vdqWCSt Sat 08 Jul 2017 05:23:30 No.1344082 Report

Quoted By:

>>1344047
>scars
But they don't dig it when you're a fucking bisected stump.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K0acnhxS Sat 08 Jul 2017 06:11:55 No.1344567 Report

Quoted By:

>>1344058
Wow, sauce?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rTiujFzw Sat 08 Jul 2017 06:20:10 No.1344656 Report

Quoted By:

>>1340959
my girlfriend lives in china.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uVlcFYCC Sat 08 Jul 2017 06:31:41 No.1344763 Report

Quoted By:

>>1342839
Blow it out your ass, /r9k/fag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vlIJDapC Sat 08 Jul 2017 06:52:59 No.1344956 Report

Quoted By:

>>1340964
nice, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BgAlgy2w Sat 08 Jul 2017 09:41:44 No.1345818 Report

Quoted By: >>1346103

everyone hates me irl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GhTKhciv Sat 08 Jul 2017 09:56:58 No.1345957 Report

Quoted By:

>>1340959
you forget that disabled people are looked on in a radically different light. Manlets like me don't get points for being disabled

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2kqoiR0P Sat 08 Jul 2017 10:15:43 No.1346103 Report

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>>1345818
same

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Anonymous ID:K0vWBXP7 Sat 08 Jul 2017 10:59:15 No.1346353 Report

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>>1340959
I'm partly asexual and laziness.

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