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>been dating this girl for years
>we're both adults now
>bake her a cake and some cupcakes to celebrate our ten year anniversary
>hide a diamond ring in one of the cupcakes
>hand her the ring cupcake
>eats it
>suddenly starts making croaks and face turns blue
>fuck fuck fuck she's choking
>try to do the heimlich maneuver
>too late
>she chokes to death on the spot
and that's how i met your mother