I thought I farted but I shit
There's a bubble in my belly and I hope it's really smelly
I can feel it start to creep

So I lean to my right, cos' my cheeks were kinda tight
But as I pushed a little bit I thought I farted but I shit

Now it's squishy when I sit
I got poop all in my crack and little on my sack
I thought I farted but I shit

I really hate it when I shart
I can't even trust a fart
Tried to give a little toot now there's caca in my shoes
I thought I farted but I shit