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Anonymous ID:k3pjuOal Thu 16 Sep 2021 18:28:53 No.13471607 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13471611 >>13471629 >>13475257 >>13478372 >>13481432

>meanwhile, at the /bant/ hotel…

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/MeAuJFp Thu 16 Sep 2021 18:33:47 No.13471611 Report

Quoted By: >>13479814

>>13471607
RELAX SAID THE NIGHT MAN
WE ARE PROGRAMMED TO RECEIVE
YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE
BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dzb8/Vzt Thu 16 Sep 2021 18:43:58 No.13471619 Report

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I miss the shacks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3o3VSe6 Thu 16 Sep 2021 18:50:08 No.13471627 Report

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*piss on the numer 39 door*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n1P5Xzfv Thu 16 Sep 2021 18:54:11 No.13471629 Report

Quoted By: >>13471652 >>13474747

>>13471607
These always look fun
why are hotels so shit now?

Normie !Big.GaevU6

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Normie !Big.GaevU6 ID:yeTdUM1K Thu 16 Sep 2021 18:54:24 No.13471630 Report

Quoted By: >>13471653

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AWAY FROM MY DOOR
DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FuYYJ+w Thu 16 Sep 2021 19:19:04 No.13471652 Report

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>>13471629
Cause everyone just wants to get rest now at a hotel instead of going there for a vacation. Also the rise of shit like AirBnB

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FuYYJ+w Thu 16 Sep 2021 19:19:26 No.13471653 Report

Quoted By: >>13471673

>>13471630
What if the person coming to your door is a Femboy?

Normie !Big.GaevU6

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Normie !Big.GaevU6 ID:yeTdUM1K Thu 16 Sep 2021 19:36:58 No.13471673 Report

Quoted By: >>13471685

>>13471653
They better bring a gun of their own. I'm not sharing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FuYYJ+w Thu 16 Sep 2021 19:44:44 No.13471685 Report

Quoted By: >>13471707

>>13471673
You should have some fun in the pool, it’s nice and fun

Normie !Big.GaevU6

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Normie !Big.GaevU6 ID:yeTdUM1K Thu 16 Sep 2021 19:59:01 No.13471707 Report

Quoted By: >>13471751

>>13471685
No. I know better. That pool is gonna be full of poop soon enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wyceyR/e Thu 16 Sep 2021 20:16:41 No.13471746 Report

Quoted By: >>13471751

le me shitting in le pool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FuYYJ+w Thu 16 Sep 2021 20:19:18 No.13471751 Report

Quoted By: >>13471755

>>13471707
Nah it won’t, I’ll make sure of it
>>13471746
If you shit in the pool you’re banned from the hotel

Normie !Big.GaevU6

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Normie !Big.GaevU6 ID:yeTdUM1K Thu 16 Sep 2021 20:21:50 No.13471755 Report

Quoted By: >>13471904 >>13477324

>>13471751
I told you. You can't stop them. Best to just join me in my room and discuss the finer points of guns. It may lead to some gay sex.
In case you haven't figured it out yet I live here full time :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FuYYJ+w Thu 16 Sep 2021 20:55:14 No.13471904 Report

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>>13471755
That’s fine, I rather not have gay sex. Have fun in your room.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FuYYJ+w Thu 16 Sep 2021 22:27:06 No.13472067 Report

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Hotels are fun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:unjRy1ZV Thu 16 Sep 2021 22:53:44 No.13472134 Report

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Hey, can one of you call up room service? I got my dick stuck in the radiator again

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yNV5N4Gm Thu 16 Sep 2021 23:24:07 No.13472157 Report

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I HOPE U DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BY MY SIDEEEEEEE

https://youtu.be/kPshx-3AFKo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AzrTCSLC Fri 17 Sep 2021 01:59:57 No.13473590 Report

Quoted By: >>13473596

Holy shit I hate how every damn friday night the Playboy club take over the whole ground floor aside from the reception desk. Non stop fucking jazz music when I’m trying to go to sleep.
I’m going to take a shower...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FuYYJ+w Fri 17 Sep 2021 02:10:13 No.13473596 Report

Quoted By: >>13473662

>>13473590
Do you have earplugs?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AzrTCSLC Fri 17 Sep 2021 02:51:12 No.13473662 Report

Quoted By: >>13473700

>>13473596
Not enough to keep the music out. Although, I did hear some screaming about five minutes into my shower. Odd, but probably a coincidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FuYYJ+w Fri 17 Sep 2021 03:09:44 No.13473700 Report

Quoted By: >>13473745

>>13473662
Well I’ll tell them to tune it down or they will have to leave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AzrTCSLC Fri 17 Sep 2021 03:26:10 No.13473745 Report

Quoted By: >>13473754

>>13473700
Nope, its good. Hotel must’ve cut corners on my plumbing because half of the wastewater leaks out- some bunny got a load of my piss when she walked past underneath. They agreed to quiet their band a little, fortunately!

Anyways though, have you all been to ARKNÖ’S just around the corner? Great restaurant, I really enjoy the sautéed KRALL with a pint of iced GHYRST. Any other good GRUB reccomendations?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FuYYJ+w Fri 17 Sep 2021 03:32:10 No.13473754 Report

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>>13473745
We have a nice restaurant on the property, a little on the expensive side though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X7RhFT+O Fri 17 Sep 2021 07:27:54 No.13474747 Report

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>>13471629
We need to rediscover the balance between courting the customer and bludgeoning the customer into submission. I believe we need to restore secondary industry in some capacity. When lodging is just another service in a landscape of endless services, best practices take over. Tertiary best practice means obtaining the maximum amount for the lowest possible expediture. If every hotel colludes and everyone's just a box with no amenities charging $150 a night for a bed, and travellers have to use them, why do more than necessary? No, we need upheaval. This is a dreary time and cannot pass away soon enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x4G9pc1m Fri 17 Sep 2021 09:38:33 No.13474869 Report

Quoted By: >>13475392

I think I should ring to Lobby Front Desk to make a complaint: there are cumstains on these fresh sheets on my bed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LIvsGDHp Fri 17 Sep 2021 15:46:08 No.13475257 Report

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>>13471607
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkHS49vP Fri 17 Sep 2021 17:15:24 No.13475392 Report

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>>13474869
Are they yours? We can still clean them if they’re yours I’m just wondering

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FuYYJ+w Fri 17 Sep 2021 18:03:17 No.13475505 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FuYYJ+w Sat 18 Sep 2021 00:02:27 No.13477277 Report

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Fun hotels

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2ZCXdBJt Sat 18 Sep 2021 00:03:49 No.13477281 Report

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blasting on the loudspeakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JELLSqLduAc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oinif/Q3 Sat 18 Sep 2021 00:25:36 No.13477324 Report

Quoted By: >>13478390 >>13480408

>>13471755
>be me
>an uggo autistic gun faggot
>hangout with another desperate trannie in my room
>we talk about guns and other gay shit
>i force the conversation to having sex with the other faggot
>the little prissy bitch says no
>says that I'm too ugly and creepy
>my ego won't allow this
>fly into an autistic rage and start reeeeing
>hold gun to their head and rape them
>thank god for guns
>without them, I would never have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P3eCJnHb Sat 18 Sep 2021 11:08:05 No.13478372 Report

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>>13471607
Sheraton Atlanta?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x4G9pc1m Sat 18 Sep 2021 11:17:00 No.13478390 Report

Quoted By: >>13478401

>>13477324
Are you the guy who shat on his bed sheets?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oinif/Q3 Sat 18 Sep 2021 11:21:52 No.13478401 Report

Quoted By: >>13478411 >>13479811

>>13478390
Yeah, and I put the comforter back on it so he wouldn't notice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x4G9pc1m Sat 18 Sep 2021 11:29:14 No.13478411 Report

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>>13478401
You
Have
Such
Class

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ovMjE8VE Sat 18 Sep 2021 19:37:19 No.13479761 Report

Quoted By: >>13479771

Do you guys want me to sing any song?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ydaAdmL1 Sat 18 Sep 2021 19:40:29 No.13479771 Report

Quoted By: >>13479790

>>13479761
please sing Suck A Cheetah's Dick by Wesley Willis

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ovMjE8VE Sat 18 Sep 2021 19:52:20 No.13479790 Report

Quoted By: >>13479804

>>13479771
Ok ok...

SUCK a polar bear's funky ASS!
SUCK a racehorse's cock with Heinz
Tomato KETCHUP!
SUCK a donkey's shitty ASS!
SUCK a male camel's dick with Hoisen SAUCE...

SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK!
SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK!
SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK!
SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK!

Suck a European bison's smelly ass
Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle WHIP!
Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip CREAM!
Suck a hyena's spermy DICK!

SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK!
SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK!
SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK!
SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK!

Suck a llama's shitty asshole
Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack
Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole
Suck a greyhound's musty ass, mothafucka

Suck a llama's shitty asshole
Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack
Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole
Suck a greyhound's musty ass, MOTHEFOCKA!

SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK!
SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK!
SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK!
SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ydaAdmL1 Sat 18 Sep 2021 20:05:07 No.13479804 Report

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>>13479790
beautiful anon thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jY8S1Rxa Sat 18 Sep 2021 20:08:01 No.13479811 Report

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>>13478401
We wash it for you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:akfi4ZgV Sat 18 Sep 2021 20:08:47 No.13479814 Report

Quoted By: >>13479831

>>13471611
your dubs are now my dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jY8S1Rxa Sat 18 Sep 2021 20:25:28 No.13479831 Report

Quoted By: >>13479837

>>13479814
Hey future how you enjoying the /bant/ hotel?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:akfi4ZgV Sat 18 Sep 2021 20:33:23 No.13479837 Report

Quoted By: >>13480401

>>13479831
it's nice got my pc set up here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FuYYJ+w Sat 18 Sep 2021 22:21:20 No.13480401 Report

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>>13479837
Nice

Normie

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Normie ID:yeTdUM1K Sat 18 Sep 2021 22:24:28 No.13480408 Report

Quoted By: >>13481437

>>13477324
Are you saying you want to have gay sex at gun point? Hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pleDdoZg Sun 19 Sep 2021 06:50:41 No.13481432 Report

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>>13471607
pi-tik-tik
pa-tak
pi-tik
pa-tak
pi-tik
pa.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oinif/Q3 Sun 19 Sep 2021 06:56:56 No.13481437 Report

Quoted By:

>>13480408
No. Only that it's the only way for an ugly looking bum like you to have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x4G9pc1m Sun 19 Sep 2021 10:02:27 No.13481754 Report

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Why is there fresh virgin's blood on my bedsheets?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IlVmCnp8 Sun 19 Sep 2021 12:16:53 No.13481884 Report

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le smol esfores visitor

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