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>be American
>invented air
>eat a lot of food
>dodge at least 300 bullets daily
>get people to fight their own countrymen
>steal oil from kebabs
>blow up asians
>mfw
>invented air
>eat a lot of food
>dodge at least 300 bullets daily
>get people to fight their own countrymen
>steal oil from kebabs
>blow up asians
>mfw