>EEEEEEEEEHHH? His car only has TWO pedals??? How lame! Only niggers drive in easy mode!!! Kyahahahahaha!!

Americans, what the FUCK are you doing. Don't you know that automatic cars are EASY MODO?

>B-b-but I don't know how!
THIS is what I was talking about. Unless you are disabled, a black, or a woman you have NO excuse not to be able to smoothly drive a manual.

>B-b-but I already have a car!
SO WHAT? Just trade it in and get a REAL car instead.

>B-b-but it's American!
THE WORST EXCUSE OF ALL!
The Jews have destroyed the car industry in America. Did you know that manuals are commonplace everywhere EXCEPT the USA, and that the USA is also full of Jews? This is clearly because the Jews have made it so that you can drive a car with one hand, and do drive-bys with the other.

FIX YOURSELVES AMERICANS