VITTU PERKELE! /v/, my name is Takeshi the kossunjuoja
I'm a 27 year old Finnish Juoppohullu (drunkard for you foreigners). I drink koskenkorva in my small apartment, and spend my days thinking about killing myself and playing superior Finnish games. (angry birds,Max Payne,Alan wake).
I train with my Suomi SMG every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Finnish fluently, both the Northern and the Southern accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Finnish history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my Finnish visa, I am moving to Rovaniemi to attend a prestigious Vocational school to learn more about their magnificent culture and learn to herd reindeer. I hope I can become a wifebeater or unemployed.
I own several Tracksuits and fanny packs, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Finland, so I can fit in easier. I am a total dick to everyone and speak Finnish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Finland!
