I've been doing farmer's walks with barbell plates, because I want exercise outside, but I really hate running and walking isn't challenging enough.
Very friendly strangers have noticed that because I am carrying a lot of weight, I cannot run away from them if they begin talking to me, but I'm too much of a pussy not to just be nice to them.
Today a pretty girl started talking to me and I just told her "I'm a virgin", which isn't true but it startled her and gave me the opportunity to walk away. I don't know if I'm going to go for walks if pretty girls are going to talk to me. That's just way too much to deal with. I just wanted to have a nice walk.
