How the fuck are you supposed to do this? My wife cheated on me when our child was barely over a year old. Divorced. Got 50/50 custody. Whatever. She's a decent mom, I got a "good deal" by most family lawyers' reckoning I guess, but I'm fucking dying here. I work from home so I thought I'd be fine, but the kid needs attention the entire time he's awake, and I don't have anyone to help me (I'm moving near my mom in a couple months but know no one here because I moved here originally *for my cunt wife*).

Don't get me wrong, I love the shit out of the little guy and being his dad, but I can't hold down a job and even when I have "free time", it's not really. I hate to say it but this is a woman's job.

We all know modern women are worse than garbage, but what the fuck are you supposed to do when your children are involved? Looks like your options are either, lose custody & become a Disney Dad, or foist the spawn into daycare and never see him anyway so you can work (to afford said daycare).