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TL ID:hPKYFdnw Wed 29 Sep 2021 23:15:16 No.13543547 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13543669 >>13547935 >>13548768

Good evening /bant/. I am searching for a gf and need guidance. Where do I begin?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uBzVBVKJ Wed 29 Sep 2021 23:15:36 No.13543548 Report

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Anonymous ID:hRqPbfpz Wed 29 Sep 2021 23:16:43 No.13543551 Report

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Do I give a serious answer or a fun answer?

TL ID:hPKYFdnw Wed 29 Sep 2021 23:17:42 No.13543552 Report

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>>13543551
Whatever works

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Anonymous ID:FqRHB7jW Wed 29 Sep 2021 23:22:40 No.13543560 Report

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find a nearby kindergarten
bring chloroform and a rag

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Anonymous ID:krcjettR Wed 29 Sep 2021 23:24:00 No.13543572 Report

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transsexual moment

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Anonymous ID:hRqPbfpz Wed 29 Sep 2021 23:31:20 No.13543663 Report

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>>13543552
I think the optimal GF would be obtained through kidnapping, especially from a suburb outside a large city. I would recommend driving through suburbs around the time people are getting home from work and trying to case a few targets. Once you find someone you like who will be easy to catch alone, try to plan out a home invasion that can be handled quickly - you want to be in and out before anyone else can figure out what's going on. Once you've got her just never let her out of your basement and you can train her to be whatever kind of GF you want. It would probably be good to maim her so that she can't cause any sort of ruckus and get away from you, too, but if you manage to create an area where she can be kept securely you won't have to worry about that as much.

TL ID:hPKYFdnw Wed 29 Sep 2021 23:33:46 No.13543666 Report

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>>13543663
I'm going teach myself psychic powers to do this easier

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Anonymous ID:QZeYASaR Wed 29 Sep 2021 23:34:52 No.13543669 Report

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>>13543547
What do you do for a living?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hRqPbfpz Wed 29 Sep 2021 23:35:25 No.13543672 Report

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>>13543666
Normally I wouldn't recommend it, but I guess that sort of thing is your domain, Satan.

TL ID:hPKYFdnw Wed 29 Sep 2021 23:36:12 No.13543674 Report

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>>13543669
I study computer science

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3g1X0ST Thu 30 Sep 2021 00:44:33 No.13543836 Report

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>>13543674
Why would you think we have girlfriends

TL ID:hPKYFdnw Thu 30 Sep 2021 00:51:25 No.13543863 Report

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>>13543836
Because /bant/ers seem cool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3g1X0ST Thu 30 Sep 2021 01:58:19 No.13543933 Report

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>>13543863
Why do you want a girlfriend though

TL ID:hPKYFdnw Thu 30 Sep 2021 02:27:09 No.13543965 Report

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>>13543933
To experience true love. To find someone to understand deeply and love unconditionally. To go on the cooperative journey of a lifetime.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3g1X0ST Thu 30 Sep 2021 02:29:38 No.13543968 Report

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>>13543965
Why not a waifu like cirno

TL ID:hPKYFdnw Thu 30 Sep 2021 02:51:59 No.13544007 Report

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>>13543968
I want to connect with a real person

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3g1X0ST Thu 30 Sep 2021 03:15:04 No.13544674 Report

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>>13544007
A waifu is better. I got asked out in school though. Just be buff and shave.

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Anonymous ID:QZeYASaR Thu 30 Sep 2021 05:09:54 No.13545038 Report

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>>13543674
Eh. Make sure you can support yourself first, and then you can start offering girls a life beyond wagery. I'd start by connecting to your local community, finding someone with a compatible interest.
>>13544674
Big brain: get your girl friend a fairy dress and try to mold her fashion into being Cirno-y!
Cirno is an idea you use to inform yourself with, not just your waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3EfULVq0 Thu 30 Sep 2021 07:18:48 No.13545224 Report

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Stand outside your local Elementary School with a bag of lollies... they will come... they will come...

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Anonymous ID:QZeYASaR Thu 30 Sep 2021 11:32:21 No.13546352 Report

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>>13545224
Are you trying to get OP hooked up with a single mom?

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Anonymous ID:r6H944vw Thu 30 Sep 2021 11:58:51 No.13546387 Report

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Pisskins asking you questions
Ask it why this creature is not at its discord server and cut off its tongue

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Anonymous ID:eoxTgjvi Thu 30 Sep 2021 12:35:52 No.13546436 Report

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I'll be your gf(gf stands for good friend)

TL ID:hPKYFdnw Thu 30 Sep 2021 13:31:58 No.13546525 Report

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>>13546436
Sweet anon

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Anonymous ID:f+aHFRKU Thu 30 Sep 2021 17:19:06 No.13547935 Report

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>>13543547
Step one: Leave this site.
Step two: Work. Lift. Go outside. Touch grass. You will start meeting people. one day, you'll find a girlfriend. Good luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YFfoYDux Thu 30 Sep 2021 21:04:09 No.13548768 Report

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>>13543547
TARRY CHADS

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>>13550329

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>>13550331

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>>13550332

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>>13550334

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>>13550329

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>>13550331

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>>13550444
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