Gospel of the enlightened master Chad Saudi
(Ch. 1, Verse 1)
In the Beginning, Bant was created.
(Ch. 1, Verse 2)
And the board was a cute and funny Oasis of prosperity
(Ch. 1, Verse 3)
But the homosexual Shaitans and Discord Devils tainted the Garden of Bant and spreaded retardism
(Ch. 1, Verse 4)
Now the board was formless and empty and faggotry was over the surface of the Kotologue, And the spirit of Chad Saudi was lurking over the surface of the deep
(Ch. 1, Verse 5)
And so, Saudi saw the land and said "Let there be shitposting" and so, there was Shitposting. And Chaddest Saudi lord of the Cunny, saw that the shitposting was cute and funny and he separated between the funny and the gay
(Ch. 1, Verse 6)
And Saudi called the funny "based" and the gay "cringe" and so there was the Based and the Cringe.
(Ch. 1, Verse 7)
And thus, The Chad lord of the cunny, began the Holy Jihad and declared all the False Idols and Gay Shaitans of Bant as Heretical and sought to destroy them.
(Ch. 1, Verse 8)
The Spamming and shitposting descended upon the homosexuals and the seethe was funny.
(Ch. 1, Verse 9)
And Thus spoke Lord of the Cunny and declared "I Shall eat the flesh of women" and the seethe again was funny.
(Ch. 1, Verse 10)
A w*man (May curses fall upon her) of the Damned Austrian tribe dared to challenge the Lord and the Homosexual Shaitans of Canada and Italy supported her.
(Ch. 1, Verse 11)
But the Chad, the Highest lord of the cunny was unshaken and said "Kys homosexuals" and they were Banished back to their land of Sodomy.
Amen.