What the heck did you just say about me, you little sinner? I’ll have you know I am the Son of God, and I’ve been involved in numerous exorcisms of demonic entities, and I have over 300 confirmed miracles. I am trained in holy baptism and I’m the top messiah in the entire universe. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will send you to the everlasting torment of Hell with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my infallible words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, lost soul. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of angels across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, evildoer. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re in trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can curse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Holy Spirit. Not only am I extensively trained in being a world savior, but I have access to more than twelve legions of angels and I will use them to its full extent to make you atone for your sins, you little infidel. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your wicked tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pray for you and I hope you repent. You’re going to Hell, kiddo.
