I am now the King of /bant/ and actually I am supreme ruler of all 4chan moving forward

You little shits will obey me... or be destroyed

Rule #1 - you do not fuck with me
>Rule #2 - YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH ME
Rule #3 - what I say goes. If I need a personal army, you WILL oblige. If I say jump you fucking say yes sir and jump till I say it's ok to stop

And the most important rule - for my services as your god, you will paypal me 10 dollars per month or you will not be allowed on this website anymore

I fucking dare you to test me. Fucking test me, faggots