Hi! This is Paul Joseph Watson reporting in, me and Alex Jones are getting ready to announce our wedding date. YES! That's right we're gay lovers and have been staying in the closet for many many years. We can't help but suck each other's alpha manly cocks each time we're around each other. But this isn't going to be an official marriage or anything like that. Just a marriage between bros, ya know. Alex will still be fucking women on the side because he's a macho man like that and wants to protect his image. He's a bit older than I and they grew up like that in his days. Plus the way he was raised. But nevertheless we'll be porking each other's assholes day in and day out. I'm here in America and God Bless Alex Jones' big throbbing penis. That Super Male Vitality does the trick! So go over to
infowars.com and order some NOW! And you can find true love like me.
