/pol/, Why the fuck are (((doctors))) shoving their fingers up our ass?

>inb4 muh prostrate exam

IT'S A FINGER IN THE BUTT. IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL (((DOCTORS))) INVENT FUTURE FAKE EXAMS AND THEREBY ACHIEVING A LICENSE THAT WILL PERMIT THEM TO WHIP OUT THEIR DICK AND ENGAGE IN ANAL INTERCOURSE WITH THEIR PATIENTS. I DO NOT WANT TO GET BUTT RAPED BY (((ANYONE)))!