My love, my scarlet woman, my lady of the night, your vagina flaps as big as an elephant's ear, your smell stronger than a hindu poop festival.
I ask that you reciprocate my passion and as a token of my love, I shall take my Male poop and shove it inside your bountiful buttocks which will then proceed to fertilise your female poop and create a beautiful poop child who we shall raise together. I desire to shove my entire head inside your cavern of love and directly lick your fishy yeasty cervix.
Now I know that you value your independence like a wild mare in the forest sniffing it's own ass. But please answer my request and let's join in a holy reunion, O ye great penis vacuum, ye master rapist of young boys, hear my call.