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When I went to get breakfast this morning, some guy pointed his camera at me, at behind, and immediately started electrocuting my dick. THis post will remind me to put his family into the catastrophic brutality, to mock his lamentations of it, and then to send him to get tortured to death.
Two days in a row now when I have tried to get into my hotel room, my room key failed over and over and over as someone slowly walked down the hall toward me, and then only finally worked once they were standing right behind me. I don't think that's a coincidence and this post will remind me to check if it was.
