Hey anon , let me show you something.... ( cowgirl takes you to an empty field or lot , stampeding in an odd circular motion / patterns in a slow awkward yet agile manner while uttering odd words and noises) " happpity hopppitty mhmm hyppppitty! " ( she then begins lifting up her skirt up and down repeatedly showing off her butthole to you ) " whooooh ! Whooooh ! Whooooooh ! "