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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:37:49 No.13659136 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13659137 >>13659145 >>13659148 >>13659152 >>13659153 >>13659154 >>13659156 >>13659158 >>13659160 >>13659172 >>13659177 >>13659191 >>13659199 >>13659238 >>13659708

Help me /pol/! My gf's friend is visiting us today and bringing her new bf whose a full on Jewish Israeli Zionist to our house!

Annoying gf sprang the news to me today only after i finished work because she was in a mood with me yesterday.

They're gonna be here in 30 minutes, wtf do i do /pol/?? Give me some tips please this isn't a joke thread!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:40:07 No.13659137 Report

Quoted By: >>13659140

>>13659136
Breed your gf's friend with your gf's help and make the guy watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:42:36 No.13659138 Report

Quoted By: >>13659139 >>13659141 >>13659147 >>13659152 >>13659163

Bump, this isn't a joke /pol/ he'll be here soon how tf do I proceed??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:43:50 No.13659139 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659138
Do you think I was joking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:44:15 No.13659140 Report

Quoted By: >>13659144

>>13659137
I mean my gf's friend is kinda hot. She's just annoying af personality wise which is a put off.

Not too sure how I'd pull that one off so soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:44:38 No.13659141 Report

Quoted By: >>13659142 >>13659143 >>13659146 >>13659176

>>13659138
Glue a penny to the floor next to the chair he'll sit in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:45:09 No.13659142 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659141
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:45:43 No.13659143 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659141
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:46:17 No.13659144 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659140
You just have to supply the DNA, you don't have to love her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:46:19 No.13659145 Report

Quoted By: >>13659149

>>13659136
play coy, like you're a catholic retard really interested in Israeli history
and ask him who created Israel

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:46:22 No.13659146 Report

Quoted By: >>13659150 >>13659151

>>13659141
What do i do if he talks to me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:47:06 No.13659147 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659138
Make delicious nachos as a shared with shredded pork on top

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:47:17 No.13659148 Report

Quoted By: >>13659157 >>13659168

>>13659136
Ask him thoughts on the USS Liberty incident and Lavon Affair, as well as the Havarra Agreement. Should give you enough things to get through the evening with

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:47:54 No.13659149 Report

Quoted By: >>13659155

>>13659145
I'm part med and part anglo so i think i can pull that off

Anything else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:48:03 No.13659150 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659146
Until he gets that penny, he'll think of little else

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:48:21 No.13659151 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659146
Set your ringtone as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74nwW62L8hs
and have your mate call you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:48:24 No.13659152 Report

Quoted By: >>13659165

>>13659136
>>13659138
If this is actually true, don’t sperg out.

If he’s a Zionist it means he’s orthodox, and therefore not a degenerate, he might even be right-winger

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:48:28 No.13659153 Report

Quoted By: >>13659171

>>13659136
Let me guess, your gf is a chink?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:48:56 No.13659154 Report

Quoted By: >>13659161

>>13659136
You should probably put the kettle on incase he wants a brew

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:49:38 No.13659155 Report

Quoted By: >>13659159 >>13659168

>>13659149
veil nationalist talking points as communist talking points and get him to agree
find common ground hating muslims
idrk. personally i wouldn't willingly meet a jew

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:49:43 No.13659156 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659136
Call the cunt a tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:49:50 No.13659157 Report

Quoted By: >>13659164

>>13659148
Apparently hes a big Zionist. gfs friend tried to talk to him about the Palestinian Israeli conflict and he was full on about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:50:20 No.13659158 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659136
What are you worried about, I deal with kikes all the time. You’re making a big deal out of nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:50:29 No.13659159 Report

Quoted By: >>13659167 >>13659173

>>13659155
Checked, I wouldn't let a Jew into my house

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:50:38 No.13659160 Report

Quoted By: >>13659168

>>13659136
Dispute the 6 gorillion

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:50:42 No.13659161 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659154
Do jews even like english tea?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:50:58 No.13659162 Report

Quoted By: >>13659166

You better hide your memorabilia OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:51:21 No.13659163 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659138
Roman salute them when they come in. If questioned, say it's just a roman salut

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:51:44 No.13659164 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659157
I'd straight up ask him about all of those things because I'm not a pussy and love talking shit. With any luck he'll never come back or leave halfway through. Plus your gf sounds like a cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:52:07 No.13659165 Report

Quoted By: >>13659170 >>13659178

>>13659152
>If he’s a Zionist it means he’s orthodox
quite the opposite. Orhtodoxes hate zionists and for a good reason

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:52:12 No.13659166 Report

Quoted By: >>13659169

>>13659162
OP In a few minutes kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:52:30 No.13659167 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659159
lmao thats what i was going to say verbatim

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:52:51 No.13659168 Report

Quoted By: >>13659174 >>13659179

>>13659160 >>13659155
>>13659148

How do I naturally get onto the topic of these things without sounding like a antagonist in front of the girls??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:53:37 No.13659169 Report

Quoted By: >>13659175 >>13659179

>>13659166
I mean I'm kinda shitting it if he somehow comes near my desktop. I've locked it but still don't want him near my rig haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:54:00 No.13659170 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659165
I think he meant regular orthodox, not ultra orthodox Haredim.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:54:06 No.13659171 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659153
And your problem with that would be...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:54:21 No.13659172 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659136
Bring up Palestine
Make him defend that infront of the chicks
Then fuck both of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:55:06 No.13659173 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659159
I didn't want him to come into our house. Fucking stupid femoid gf invited her stupid friend whose been going through a lot of guys and finally found a jewish one it seems.

I think shes after him because he's actually into big data job wise at a UK company and makes £££

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:56:22 No.13659174 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659168
>I was reading this article about how calculated WWII deaths were waaay off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:56:27 No.13659175 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659169
Make sure to find a appropriate time to tell him to take his meds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:57:42 No.13659176 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659141
based
I can land you a coin from my personal collection if you don't have any, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:58:44 No.13659177 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659136
Tell him how much you admire Naftali Bennet's efforts to shape online discourse and sources of information in a pro-Zionist direction.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/wBzx4meqXwi9/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:58:49 No.13659178 Report

Quoted By: >>13659180

>>13659165
?
All the media who shills for Palestine is atheist-liberals, gays burn Israelis flags constantly there. It is only a nation thanks to the orthodox, thank God they’re having 15 kids/family and degenerates will die in the long run

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:00:18 No.13659179 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659168
>>13659169
Anon just talk normally don't sperg it will just be turned around on you. Be rude if you want and show you don't want him there but wait for him to try shit before you say anything oy vey worthy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:00:58 No.13659180 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659178
Is zionism about supremacy of Israel? Do they care for Israel? My impression was that they just want to make jews rule the world and nationalism doesn't matter to them at all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:02:04 No.13659181 Report

Quoted By: >>13659182 >>13659183 >>13659184 >>13659186 >>13659208 >>13659251

Ok update anons. He's here, he's bald brown looking Israeli not like a pasty white type of jew.

I managed to get away with not shaking his hand by having to keep our dog from sperging out.

He's currently sitting in out living room making small talk, I'm shielded from his view in between the 2 girls.... What now?? Attention to me will inevitably come up and the girls will surely walk off to do something leaving just us 2 in the room to talk.

Do I ignore him for the dog again or BS some excuse to go upstairs??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:03:34 No.13659182 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659181
Don't be autistic and be confident.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:03:39 No.13659183 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659181
Just try small talk don't let him get victim status anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:03:49 No.13659184 Report

Quoted By: >>13659185

>>13659181
Ask him who he thinks killed Patton

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:04:25 No.13659185 Report

Quoted By: >>13659196

>>13659184
Just straight up ask him or lead onto it from another question?? How do I get onto that topic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:05:15 No.13659186 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659181
Just be a normal functioning human being, Jesus Christ this is bait. How would you even get a gf in the first place? Is she your cousin? Fuck off paki

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nIt0Yqlv Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:07:08 No.13659189 Report

Quoted By: >>13659192

KYS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5OUzEL7F Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:07:39 No.13659190 Report

Quoted By: >>13659194

> first 5 minutes
> "So, I guess.... the people who call themselves direct descendants of King David, the lost Tribes of Israel, in contemporary times...seem to have very little actual relationship to those populations in history. The biggest genetic bottleneck, and oldest ancestry, can be assessed to Ashkenazim, but that brings them to medival Europe -- not the promised land, the land once held by the Canaanites, that God promised to Abraham and his descendants and his servants through the Covenant of Circumcision."

> "So really, the people God promised the land on which we now draw lines for Israel, don't even exist. I mean, I guess they are trying to make the case that they are his servants, and bear the mark."

> "But it seems like a stretch of a legal claim to say that this was your family's land, it is owed to you and rightfully yours, and the only 'proof' you can offer is that you've got a mutilated dong. Because the previous "rightful" owners also had mutilated dongs."

> *sips beer*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mfiatqZM Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:07:50 No.13659191 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659136
> Jewish Israeli Zionist
You should be ashamed to bring a racist supremacist pedophile into your home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4UEPJZuP Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:08:17 No.13659192 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659189
Don't project Sven. Construction advise only.

Also fuck the janny for moving this thread from /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4UEPJZuP Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:09:46 No.13659194 Report

Quoted By: >>13659220

>>13659190
How do I get to this topic? Just wait for their convo to die down and randomly bring it up or?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KUy66JbV Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:11:16 No.13659196 Report

Quoted By: >>13659206

>>13659185
Just put the movie on, the conversation will come up.
Or flip through channels, some WWII movie/documentary will be on lol. Just check the boomer channels
>You know, lotta people think this guy was assassinated. Why though? He helped win the war, and he called out the Russians as a future problem we needed to address in 1945.

>We should have listened, the Russians stole nuclear tech from the Americans just a few years later. Coulda saved us alot of trouble. Someone didn't want that though, what do you think about Patton?

When he freaks out about how you like Patton, which he will if he's a for real Zionist, play dumb. "But he's a war hero? One of the most important generals for the allies? ... Do you... Like Nazis or something?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QeKUpEG+ Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:12:14 No.13659199 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659136
Tell her the kike is only hate-fucking her because she's White, and nothing more than a conquest for him. That's how male kikes are.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4UEPJZuP Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:16:26 No.13659206 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659196
Ok actually anon that sounds like a plan. If the TV gets switched on when the initial small talk dies down. I'll try to see if i can accidentally go to some history channel then bring it up

Also he looks like the jew on the left for everyone's reference

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QeKUpEG+ Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:16:37 No.13659208 Report

Quoted By: >>13659217

>>13659181
How can tolerate some ugly brown foreigner sitting in your house and defiling your women? Tell him to fuck off and to take the White whore with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4UEPJZuP Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:19:24 No.13659217 Report

Quoted By: >>13659225

>>13659208
I could flip out like that but that'll definitely create a big fallout for me anon. Not only will gf's Friend hate me but gf will likely flip her shit at me for lashing out + racism i guess.

How do I do it tactfully? Low key sly digs?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5OUzEL7F Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:19:54 No.13659220 Report

Quoted By: >>13659221

>>13659194

it's a meme you dip

why you actually want to debase your house guest's deeply held personal beliefs? just for fun? or autistic?

i figured you would want to drink some beers or play some video game, talk about cars, technology and stonks, sounds like more casual fun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PRO4CCPZ Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:21:33 No.13659221 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659220
This lol. If he's so autistic that he actually wants to confront some random Jewish guy about Jewish influence and Israel/Palestine, it names me wonder how he even managed to get a gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QeKUpEG+ Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:23:23 No.13659225 Report

Quoted By: >>13659228

>>13659217
You could ask, "can't you date a nice English guy" or something like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PRO4CCPZ Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:24:46 No.13659228 Report

Quoted By: >>13659230

>>13659225
Yeah, this is the most tactful and gracious way to do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QeKUpEG+ Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:28:11 No.13659230 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659228
Jews openly say things like this when their women date White women or other non-Jewish men. I'm so sick of Whites being nice to people who hate us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ysSnuy4H Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:29:23 No.13659238 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659136
it's always best to just tell him the truth
so you shake his hand and tell him you wanna see him fuck your gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A4MCbdvp Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:33:10 No.13659251 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659181
Pull off some potty humor and then ask if his dick is cut or not

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4UYgU3i7 Fri 22 Oct 2021 20:43:28 No.13659708 Report

Quoted By:

>>13659136
SPREAD the good news from the tora:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WPe7J/kE Fri 22 Oct 2021 21:03:20 No.13659736 Report

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>not one single post that mentioned this is not /pol/
baka

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