Celebrate the brilliant esoteric verbosity and creative integrity of our resident original Central-American artistic genius here – Jordan ‘Yonkers Macker Mellemantle Relashni’ Rivera!
Still going strong on bant, selflessly seeking validation, acceptance, credibility and justification from complete strangers online since 1962.
LET’S ALL GIVE HIM THE ATTENTION HE CRAVES AND DESERVES!

HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.

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Also cf. >>>/s4s/9958135