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Anonymous ID:pJ+cF9C8 Fri 29 Oct 2021 07:20:47 No.13692382 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13692919 >>13694655 >>13695359 >>13695683

I don't know why, but the more I hear about Yonkers on this board, the more I'm starting to like him.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jDtmhJk/ Fri 29 Oct 2021 07:26:54 No.13692395 Report

Quoted By: >>13692414

yonkers is a big guy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rNeHHrQ+ Fri 29 Oct 2021 07:29:12 No.13692401 Report

Quoted By:

Yonkercado

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rPCHDEK+ Fri 29 Oct 2021 07:33:25 No.13692405 Report

Quoted By: >>13693011

yonkers should make mukbang videos
but instead of fast food he should just eat straight out of a toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8Rgvt8g Fri 29 Oct 2021 07:39:16 No.13692410 Report

Quoted By:

I wonder if he rubs his button mushroom when responding to these threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3mcRQlwV Fri 29 Oct 2021 07:48:22 No.13692414 Report

Quoted By:

>>13692395
For you

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Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Fri 29 Oct 2021 10:34:23 No.13692919 Report

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YONKERS IS *so* FAMOUS, *so* POPULAR and *so* INFLUENTIAL THAT HE CURRENTLY HAS ALL OF THESE THREADS about *HIM* GOING AT ONCE!!! Wow!!!
LET’S ALL GIVE HIM THE ATTENTION HE CRAVES AND DESERVES!!!

He will never be forgotten.

>>13683346
>>13677390
>>13683739
>>13684924
>>13691527
>>13683764
>>13691904
>>13692382

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Still going strong on bant, selflessly seeking validation, acceptance, credibility and justification from complete strangers online since 1962.
LET’S ALL GIVE HIM THE ATTENTION HE CRAVES AND DESERVES!

HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Fri 29 Oct 2021 11:29:14 No.13693011 Report

Quoted By: >>13693056

>>13692405
no, fuck off
we are a company, not a nikocado ripoff
no, fuck off again

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Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Fri 29 Oct 2021 12:03:52 No.13693056 Report

Quoted By: >>13693085 >>13694638

>>13693011
Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Fri 29 Oct 2021 12:16:46 No.13693085 Report

Quoted By: >>13693276

>>13693056
Klim techniques: Copypasting when told something confronting or actually true

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Fri 29 Oct 2021 13:36:05 No.13693276 Report

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>>13693085

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pJ+cF9C8 Fri 29 Oct 2021 20:27:40 No.13694638 Report

Quoted By: >>13694644

>>13693056
you can create a sole proprietor.

Though, using "we" when you are a sole proprietor never makes sense and a lot of people do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8Rgvt8g Fri 29 Oct 2021 20:30:07 No.13694644 Report

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>>13694638
Yoink means we as in his jenk jars vs the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wV2LRn6R Fri 29 Oct 2021 20:39:10 No.13694655 Report

Quoted By: >>13694658

>>13692382
fuckin.........who?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8Rgvt8g Fri 29 Oct 2021 20:40:33 No.13694658 Report

Quoted By: >>13694660

>>13694655
Your future ex.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wV2LRn6R Fri 29 Oct 2021 20:41:42 No.13694660 Report

Quoted By: >>13694664

>>13694658
this neckbeard is my future ex? what? that doesn't make sense. what did you mean by this?

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Anonymous ID:0oHier9M Fri 29 Oct 2021 20:42:41 No.13694664 Report

Quoted By: >>13694670

>>13694660
we can see the future, you will date him and swallow his poop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8Rgvt8g Fri 29 Oct 2021 20:44:50 No.13694670 Report

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>>13694664
He will deepthroat the frozen poops in the fridge.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xTQ9mEhK Sat 30 Oct 2021 01:43:08 No.13695359 Report

Quoted By: >>13695377

>>13692382
the nigger needs to lose weight and shave his face, then he will be able to have sex with women instead of feces

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Sat 30 Oct 2021 01:54:19 No.13695377 Report

Quoted By: >>13695387

>>13695359
no, and no
i don't fuck people OR things so no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0oHier9M Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:04:33 No.13695387 Report

Quoted By: >>13695423

>>13695377
i saw you having sex with a fat turd last week, house tour

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:32:31 No.13695423 Report

Quoted By: >>13695437 >>13695449

>>13695387
No, I was doing logo work last week.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LZkxzroL Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:40:25 No.13695437 Report

Quoted By: >>13695458

>>13695423
张牙舞爪健身超,祝您健康,步步高。肉的!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0oHier9M Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:51:04 No.13695449 Report

Quoted By:

>>13695423
you mean you were posting on 4chan 24/7?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:53:09 No.13695458 Report

Quoted By: >>13695548

>>13695437
>Zhang Ya Wu Claw fitness
who?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LZkxzroL Sat 30 Oct 2021 03:00:37 No.13695548 Report

Quoted By:

>>13695458
哈哈,这个吃屎地模式个人真好笑。

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 03:37:17 No.13695625 Report

Quoted By: >>13695676

"If I create a logo for it, then it is real" - Yonkers

Simon

Simon ID:lNfhh1vl Sat 30 Oct 2021 03:38:52 No.13695629 Report

Quoted By:

Sage hokage desu Kanji stealing my Yonkers images

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Sat 30 Oct 2021 03:56:48 No.13695676 Report

Quoted By: >>13695683

>>13695625
"if i make a quote it'll be real" - Klim

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 03:58:58 No.13695683 Report

Quoted By: >>13695712

>>13692937
>>13692382
>>13691527
>>13691904

>>13695676
Thanks for the upvote, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WTXRsXwK Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:07:51 No.13695712 Report

Quoted By: >>13695717 >>13695923 >>13695927

>>13695683
klim is that a real quote or did he make it up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:09:04 No.13695717 Report

Quoted By:

>>13695712
It's one of his 'Homilies', yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0oHier9M Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:22:46 No.13695923 Report

Quoted By: >>13695927 >>13695929 >>13696067

>>13695712
everything house tour has ever said is made up, there is no klim, there is no leafy, there is no spaceman, there is no bigu, there is no bongo, there is no bardial, there is no lemonz, there is no ramphysics, there is no kitty god, there is no mittens, there is no jake, there is no diaper guard, there is no fluffball, there is no cat mom, there is no cat dad, there is no lolers, there is no watnai, there is no yes town, there is no macker city, there is no macker relashni, there is no macker treehouse, there is no mackzone, there is no nothing go, there is no lole news, there is no lolekcx, there no lole tv, there is no jaydane studios, there is no edl tv, there is no malano corp, there is no 8y cross media, etc. all of there things are mere delusions that don't exist outside the horrifying realm known as house tour's mind. in fact, every single thing he has ever talked about is yet another made up delusion that he created as an excuse to not work on any of his projects.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:24:47 No.13695927 Report

Quoted By: >>13695930 >>13695933 >>13696004

>>13695712
he said he excelled at nonsense once in a drawthread, implying he really does do nonsensical art stealing and retarde dposts all the time
>>13695923
fuck off yes there is the insane fucks on this board
it has happened before.
it's not in my mind
i actually did draw it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:25:24 No.13695929 Report

Quoted By:

>>13695923
This is factually correct, accurate and verifiable.
Thank you, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0oHier9M Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:26:03 No.13695930 Report

Quoted By: >>13695934 >>13695942

>>13695927
none of us are real, we're just delusions that you've convinced yourself really exist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:26:55 No.13695933 Report

Quoted By: >>13695934 >>13695939 >>13695949

>>13695927
This thread does not exist
4chan does not exist
bant does not exist
They are all figments of your imagination.
This post does not exist.
WAKE UP, JOSHIE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:27:17 No.13695934 Report

Quoted By:

>>13695930
Confirmed. >>13695933

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Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:29:29 No.13695939 Report

Quoted By: >>13695945

>>13695933
Joshie doesn't exist either.
>hurr durr it's an imagination
URLs exist

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Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:29:51 No.13695942 Report

Quoted By: >>13695951 >>13695952

>>13695930
>hurr durr not real.
>every single post relating to or ridiculing the same fucking person for over countless 9,000+ posts in 2/3 years
fuck off, the archives saves almost anything, it even saves your behavior history..
I don't make delusions,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:30:35 No.13695945 Report

Quoted By: >>13695947

>>13695939
That is not real. You only think you see it, but it doesn't esxist!
WAKE UP, JOSHIE! YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR FOUR YEARS NOW!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:31:39 No.13695947 Report

Quoted By:

>>13695945
Joshie. Does. NOT. EXIST
your necrophilic roleplaying won't fucking work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZLwmcrAZ Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:31:49 No.13695949 Report

Quoted By: >>13695958

>>13695933
If he never wakes up he will be forever stuck in the pampers room

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0oHier9M Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:33:03 No.13695951 Report

Quoted By: >>13695998

>>13695942
there are no archives, you need to realize this, you've been locked in a dark room in an asylum for 7 years and the delusions become more complex by the second, this website, the archives, the klim, even the entire internet, none of it is real, it's all in your imagination

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:33:19 No.13695952 Report

Quoted By:

>>13695942
This is not real.
It does not exist.
You are in a coma.
WAKE UP, JOSHIE!!!
This is not a game.
You are imagining all of this.
It is not real.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:39:19 No.13695958 Report

Quoted By:

>>13695949
It's the only place in his mind where he feels safe and comfy... the Padded Diaper Cell...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:48:28 No.13695998 Report

Quoted By: >>13696003 >>13696005 >>13696019 >>13696022

>>13695951
i wasnmt evn on the internet in 7 years lol
i'm not locked anywhere
fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LZkxzroL Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:49:40 No.13696003 Report

Quoted By: >>13696011 >>13696013

>>13695998
>talks in the past tense, yet refers to the future
Yep, we've got a genuine Yonkers stroke moment (TM) here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WTXRsXwK Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:50:10 No.13696004 Report

Quoted By: >>13696016

>>13695927
is 'bigu' bigudicku, that german guy who used to post his dick and manipulate mentally ill women into committing self-harm and then went around posting proof that he'd done so and bragging about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:50:21 No.13696005 Report

Quoted By:

>>13695998
This is not real.
It does not exist.
You are in a coma.
WAKE UP, JOSHIE!!!
This is not a game.
You are imagining all of this.
It is not real.
We believe you can come out of this coma, Joshie!
WAKE UP NOW!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:52:10 No.13696011 Report

Quoted By:

>>13696003
Remember: English is not his first language, plus he has the reading level of an 8-yo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:52:25 No.13696013 Report

Quoted By: >>13696019 >>13696021

>>13696003
There is no stroke moment, ching chong speaker~

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:52:45 No.13696016 Report

Quoted By: >>13696020

>>13696004
Wasn't that 'Biggus Dickkus'?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:53:36 No.13696019 Report

Quoted By:

>>13696013
>>13695998
This is not real.
It does not exist.
You are in a coma.
WAKE UP, JOSHIE!!!
This is not a game.
You are imagining all of this.
It is not real.
We believe you can come out of this coma, Joshie!
WAKE UP NOW!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WTXRsXwK Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:53:41 No.13696020 Report

Quoted By: >>13696025

>>13696016
Nah, I might have the name wrong but it was bigudicku or bigudiggu or something like that, on account of him having a large member and not a lot else going for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LZkxzroL Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:56:26 No.13696021 Report

Quoted By: >>13696025 >>13696595

>>13696013
Wow, Yonkers is a racist. /bant/ is an inclusive board. Go back to /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0oHier9M Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:56:56 No.13696022 Report

Quoted By: >>13696026 >>13696595

>>13695998
that's because the internet isn't real, it's just one of your delusions, after your house burned down and your late wife sophia rivera died in the fire along with your cat mittens you sank deep into your delusions, you began to believe that your deceased wife, sophia, was actually your mother and she was a cat, and you believed that your cat, mittens, was anthropomorphic and had the ability to talk. this lead to you committing a terrorist attack involving massive amounts of feces being dumped on the statue of liberty, this attack killed more than 300 people and you were promptly arrested. it was decided that you were too delusional to be tried for your crimes against humanity and instead you were sent to an insane asylum. here, you were locked in a dark room all day every day, this allowed your delusions to completely take over your mind, and now you believe that you live in an imaginary city and you use an imaginary technology known as the internet to argue with people who don't exist about drawings of cats.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:57:54 No.13696025 Report

Quoted By: >>13696028 >>13696595

>>13696020
Maybe it was just Joshie using a vpn in his imagination... you know, "Opposite Land" and all that?

>>13696021
Yonkers Technique N° 46: Be racially abusive.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:58:50 No.13696026 Report

Quoted By:

>>13696022
PLEASE listen to Dr. 0oHier, Joshie!
WAKE UP NOW!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WTXRsXwK Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:00:53 No.13696028 Report

Quoted By: >>13696032 >>13696036 >>13696595

>>13696025
I guess it's possible but I really don't think he's clever enough to pull something like that off on the scale the deception would have required. I think it's a lot more likely that it was just some psychopathic German. I don't know who the rest of the people the American mentioned were, but that name rang a bell because he was a seriously fucked up person. Was hoping Yonkers could confirm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:01:54 No.13696032 Report

Quoted By: >>13696042 >>13696595

>>13696028
oic. You could ask him, but all you will get in reply is racist abuse... nothing sensible... just so you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0oHier9M Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:03:36 No.13696036 Report

Quoted By: >>13696042 >>13696595

>>13696028
yeah that was him, he was the one who got him to post his nudes. he also encouraged him to cut himself however he refused. of course, none of this is actually real, since we're all just small parts of mr. rivera's delusions and there is no such thing as /bant/.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WTXRsXwK Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:05:13 No.13696042 Report

Quoted By: >>13696047

>>13696032
Yeah, Yonkers isn't really a reliable source of corroboration but presumably he would at least know the handle the guy was using and that he was a German. It just piqued my curiosity to know people still talk about him.
>>13696036
Yeah, not surprising. I have no idea how someone so blatantly dumb was so skillful at manipulating people, but I guess that'll happen if the person being manipulated is a little bit dumber.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:08:25 No.13696047 Report

Quoted By: >>13696595

>>13696042
>if the person being manipulated is a little bit dumber
This *IS* Mr. Poop we're talking about here!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8Rgvt8g Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:42:32 No.13696067 Report

Quoted By:

>>13695923
Jesus fuck, soon we will take over as his multiple personalities if he keeps believing we exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t24TBUgP Sat 30 Oct 2021 08:40:00 No.13696431 Report

Quoted By:

Spaceman always said he had a multi-verse mind... multiple personalities cross-pollinate his different worlds, and he keeps getting them all mixed up here, in this place that doesn't even exist.
Confused?
You should be...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5djSLqiC Sat 30 Oct 2021 10:42:57 No.13696595 Report

Quoted By:

>>13696021
Wow, you are a racist. I can't go back to a board I don't frequent, illogical fake christfag
>>13696022
it is, it's always been real. internet was in 1989
sophia and the other characters never died
they can never die
and mittens probably has a fire butt kink and he uhh,, probably puts his diaper on fire sometimes (mind you, it's fireproof but it warms his big butt so good~). Sophia is NOT deceased. Nobody in my world is.
I'm not a terrorist either.
i was not arrested, i never did crimes against humanity.
>>13696025
Maybe klim is an idiot..?
>>13696028
yes it was bigudigu
>>13696032
You barely know what "abuse" means, stop gaslighting people
>>13696036
I still didn't want to take the retarded risk of his
>>13696047
i'm not mr poop

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