>>13692718Trouble sleeping eh? Send your address. I'll break into your house, knock you out with a rubber mallet which I call Soft Bob, snip the cord from your bedside lamp and bind you with it. Then I'll stuff bedsheets into your mouth to muffle your screams while I rape you for 45 minutes. When I'm done, I will take the bulb from the previously employed lamp, insert it into your anus, and break it with Soft Bob. I will leave without a sound and you'll be too ashamed to ever report it. You will never sleep again, and you will reminisce fondly about your nights of mild insomnia. Cherish them while they last, I will be showing up on a completely random date.
