Holy moly, I nearly tore my ass to shreds with the colossal shit I just took. I could feel it practically scraping my lower spine as I birthed the mother of all turds from my gaping anus. I have never felt closer to God than when I could feel the thickest part of the fecal sausage escape my punished sphincter.
Surprisingly, it did not smell particularly bad. It was pale, and it almost looked like a giant unpowdered cheeto in my toilet bowl. Lucky for me it flushed without incident, but I did not dare flush toilet paper along with it for a fear of clogging up the pipes. I made two flushes to be safe.
I thought about
>>13696831 the whole time, and thought about how much they would appreciate my clearly impressive feces. It's a shame we must be separated, but in spirit I send you my shit and good vibes.
