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>>137069
"This is alist ofcastlesin theUnited States. Most cannot properly be described as true castles. They are primarily country houses,follies, or other types of buildings built to give the appearance of a castle."

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Anonymous ID:UzAb2f8+ Sat 06 May 2017 13:29:02 No.137687 Report

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>>137219
Pic related is definitely a real castle. It has a torture chamber and everything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:F2190mzc Sat 06 May 2017 13:33:19 No.137778 Report

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>>137687
But does it serve the purpose of defending against a medieval army?
If not fuck off amerifag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W9e6HODU Sat 06 May 2017 13:36:04 No.137856 Report

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>>137778
my french friend is absolutely right!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UzAb2f8+ Sat 06 May 2017 13:36:31 No.137870 Report

Quoted By: >>138489

>>137778
It has the ability to do so. The period in which it was built is not important.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bonn+ipF Sat 06 May 2017 13:38:02 No.137897 Report

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>>137778
To be fair, America isn't being invaded by muslims. Yet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:F2190mzc Sat 06 May 2017 14:04:59 No.138489 Report

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>>137870
>What's this, a minigolf decoration for gnomes?
>What's the purpose of this drawbridge, break if an american walk on it?
>I assume cardboard bricks
>Doesn't even have 24 loopholes per square meters
>What did you do, build on the flattest terrain you can find?
>I could bring a trebuchet 301 meters from your position and you would surrender
>I could send an army of tactical mexicans with poles and this castle would be over in less than 24 hours
>I could fart in your general direction and this weak ass door would break

american garbage/10 wouldn't hold a week when the saracens come

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2zoR6TWP Sat 06 May 2017 14:14:26 No.138718 Report

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>>137069
They appear to be mostly non-functional to defend against seige, I would argue that's a pre-requisite to being a castle, lad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UzAb2f8+ Sat 06 May 2017 14:14:28 No.138719 Report

Quoted By: >>139048

>>138489
You know what? You're absolutely right. Here's a typical French castle to show everyone what castles are supposed to be like.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iP75mSFj Sat 06 May 2017 14:17:02 No.138791 Report

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>>137069
why on earth would there be real castles in the US? it's not like you guys ever had to fight medieval siege warfare.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2zoR6TWP Sat 06 May 2017 14:20:50 No.138870 Report

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>>138791
Their ancestors did before they pussied out and fled to the new world.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:z5L4p85Y Sat 06 May 2017 14:25:46 No.138989 Report

Quoted By: >>139446

we got some cool cathedrals too

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:F2190mzc Sat 06 May 2017 14:27:58 No.139048 Report

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>>138719
>these though ass walls could bully the bullies of the bulliest nigga that bullied your bullied ass in elementary school
>there are crossbowmen ambushing in those trees, fool
>Lord Dingo's gay death trap torture chamber inside
>not to mention the molecular-sized loopholes in every single brick of this glorious motherfucker
>pink repels saracens

We'll be safe and sound when the saracens come to Disneyland PARIS, how about you ameripeasant?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UzAb2f8+ Sat 06 May 2017 14:32:14 No.139446 Report

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>>138989
Clearly it's made of styrofoam. I'll bet it only took less than a year to build, too. No prominent political leaders probably aren't buried there, either.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UzAb2f8+ Sat 06 May 2017 14:36:16 No.139571 Report

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>>139048
>>pink repels saracens
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