>2017
>Doesn't smoke cock

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or straight

>b-but it's gross!

And? Was life a contest to see who can be the least gross?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and can suck in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy male hookers, you fucking peatmallet