Ever since some poster recently wrote, "Are you called Jonathan?" on my thread, posters have been writing HI JONATHAN and HOW ARE YOU JONATHAN in all of my threads. It is no secret that I don't like it when men call me Jonathan, or even when women do it most cases. I have mentioned that several times. This evening, the guy at the chicken place was doing the same thing and when I corrected him by telling him that my name was Jon, he proceeded to immediately bastardize my name in the diminutive rattling off a few variations of Jonny and Jonny Boy pretty quickly, even making a Pony Boy reference from the outsiders. Therefore, this post will remind me to horribly torture him to death after I kill his family.
