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>be me
>the average autist that browses through this place
>when i was about 7 years old i was browsing for online sonic games because i was a faggot
>suddenly hear a noise while a game was loading up
>whatthefuckwasthat.mp4
>scroll down the page to see what had happened
>there, in its glory, is a fucking chatroom
>of course since i'm an autist i had a hard time wanting to socialize with people so it started slowly
>i started off as an OC, lets refer to it as "Anon the Hedgehog".
>made some small talk with the general public
>they seem to accept me, so what the hell.
>this goes on for a while
>i make alot of friends and we slowly move out of the Sonic OC phase into the edgy weeb phase
>wind up meeting a girl on there
>let's call her "Lia"
>we chat for abit
>she's dating someone i'm going to refer as "ima"
>ima is a girl pretending to be a dude
>no one knows this for the longest time
>we become close friends and such
>eventually ima reveals she was a girl the entire time after a good year of the charade
>everyone gets pissy about this except for Lia
>Lia has now entered her "I think I'm a lesbian and I'm going to act like this is the real me even though I'll get out of this phase in a good month"
>cucked.png
>my chance at wooing internet pussy is blocked off
before you reply like a faggot this was before i knew the golden internet rule that there are no girls on the internet
>eventually they break up because ima being the unstable tardbag she was keeps having autistic explosions of rage over text on a screen
>little autist me is orgasming over the thought of gaining access to someone i didn't even know was actually a girl yet
>of course it wasn't that easy because as we got older she became less of an internet whore and more respectable
>evntually manage to woo her like i had woo'd many internet whores before her
>ohhellyes.gif
>so we were 'dating' or something
>she asks to video call me
>ohfuck.webm
>im a solid 3/10 so i don't know how she'll react
cont'd
>the average autist that browses through this place
>when i was about 7 years old i was browsing for online sonic games because i was a faggot
>suddenly hear a noise while a game was loading up
>whatthefuckwasthat.mp4
>scroll down the page to see what had happened
>there, in its glory, is a fucking chatroom
>of course since i'm an autist i had a hard time wanting to socialize with people so it started slowly
>i started off as an OC, lets refer to it as "Anon the Hedgehog".
>made some small talk with the general public
>they seem to accept me, so what the hell.
>this goes on for a while
>i make alot of friends and we slowly move out of the Sonic OC phase into the edgy weeb phase
>wind up meeting a girl on there
>let's call her "Lia"
>we chat for abit
>she's dating someone i'm going to refer as "ima"
>ima is a girl pretending to be a dude
>no one knows this for the longest time
>we become close friends and such
>eventually ima reveals she was a girl the entire time after a good year of the charade
>everyone gets pissy about this except for Lia
>Lia has now entered her "I think I'm a lesbian and I'm going to act like this is the real me even though I'll get out of this phase in a good month"
>cucked.png
>my chance at wooing internet pussy is blocked off
before you reply like a faggot this was before i knew the golden internet rule that there are no girls on the internet
>eventually they break up because ima being the unstable tardbag she was keeps having autistic explosions of rage over text on a screen
>little autist me is orgasming over the thought of gaining access to someone i didn't even know was actually a girl yet
>of course it wasn't that easy because as we got older she became less of an internet whore and more respectable
>evntually manage to woo her like i had woo'd many internet whores before her
>ohhellyes.gif
>so we were 'dating' or something
>she asks to video call me
>ohfuck.webm
>im a solid 3/10 so i don't know how she'll react
cont'd
