I've become so much wike Ewen Jaegew it's scawy. I weaw bwack cawdigans, vewbawwy assauwt women, and physicawwy assauwt my fwiends. When I wook in the miwwow, I can't hewp but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in amewican.) I gwew my haiw out wong because I don't cawe so now I have to weaw it in a bun and I don't cawe what peopwe think so shut fuck up Hange! I awways weave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to evewyone so they awe weminded that I am in contwow. When I see dogs being taken on wawks I get mad at them fow not being fwee wike I am. I can't have sex with my giwwfwiend anymowe without fowcing hew to dwess up as Mikasa ow Histowia, both of whom wemind me of Awmin. When I owdew fast food, I wefuse to caww them fwench fwies and insist on cawwing them fweedom fwies. I just keep moving fowwawd, untiw my enemies awe destwoyed.