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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 20:42:56 No.1375819 View View Reply Original Report

Classify your doodies /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 20:45:16 No.1375820 Report

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Mine are usually 5 - 7 because I have no gall bladder but if I eat perfectly I can swing a 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 20:52:51 No.1375821 Report

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>>1375819
3 standard
2 some times
4 like once or twice
7 way more than i would like

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 20:53:23 No.1375822 Report

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I've had a couple Type 7's in my day. Usually require a shower they get so bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 20:58:45 No.1375823 Report

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I cover the whole range except for #1. Wtf is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:01:33 No.1375824 Report

Quoted By: >>1375830

I haven't had a solid shit in three years.

t. alcoholic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:04:56 No.1375825 Report

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1-6 depending mostly on beer consumption.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:06:06 No.1375826 Report

Quoted By: >>1375828

>>1375819
Whats named after your home city?

A shit-consistency chart is named after my home city.

Are you jealous pol?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:06:20 No.1375827 Report

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Type 6, about an hour after I eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:06:58 No.1375828 Report

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>>1375826
Nah, I'm from Detroit so I have it shittier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:07:34 No.1375829 Report

Quoted By: >>1375831

>>1375819
Whenever I get 4 it's always green, can someone explain this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:07:51 No.1375830 Report

Quoted By: >>1375846

>>1375819
2-4
It's all about diet.

>>1375824
>alcoholic
That's no excuse, eat more fiber/vegtables
t.also an alcoholic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:08:50 No.1375831 Report

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>>1375829
You might have anemia. A lot of poop is dead blood cells that help give it the brown color.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:10:00 No.1375832 Report

Quoted By: >>1375833

7 if I consume dairy

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:10:39 No.1375833 Report

Quoted By: >>1375841

>>1375832
Oh, hello non-white.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:10:47 No.1375834 Report

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>>1375819
Type 4 fucking sucks.

There are some times where you're wiping your ass and it's like wiping a permanent marker.
2 is objectively the best dump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:11:11 No.1375835 Report

Quoted By: >>1375838 >>1375839

Is this the politics board?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:11:57 No.1375836 Report

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>>1375819
9/10 times for me, it's 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:12:07 No.1375837 Report

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>>1375819
femanon here,
type 1 and 2 regularly
type 4 and 5 after pork sweats

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:12:17 No.1375838 Report

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>>1375835
All politics is shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:12:30 No.1375839 Report

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>>1375835

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:13:11 No.1375840 Report

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I often have stomach cramps after eating literally anything.

Am I dying?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:13:42 No.1375841 Report

Quoted By: >>1375855

>>1375833
These Native American genes man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:14:16 No.1375842 Report

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>>1375819
I prefer type 3 so I hold it in a bit when I do have to shit; sometimes going a day or so without shitting and shitting only once a day if sick.

Least favorite is type 7; it's like shitting acid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:14:38 No.1375843 Report

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>>1375819
I eat tons of fiber.

I'm pretty much always a Type 4.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:16:14 No.1375844 Report

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>>1375819
fives are the funnest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:16:54 No.1375845 Report

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>>1375819
3 or 4. Unless I drink beer then 5.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:17:28 No.1375846 Report

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>>1375830
I take 3 metamucil capsules a day and eat tons of greenleafies (1-2 large containers a week) and plenty of whole beans/lentils and broccoli.

I try to keep under 1500cal day

A six pack = approx 850cal

So don't have much leftover for food.

It's the alcohol not my diet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:17:49 No.1375847 Report

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>>1375819
>1
Not uncommon, hurts like shit.
>2
Fairly common.
>3
60% of the time.
>4
Fairly common
>5/6
Unusual.
>7
Burns my ass-cheeks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:19:31 No.1375848 Report

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>>1375819
Back to the jungle, Gillian McKeith.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:19:55 No.1375849 Report

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>>1375819
I have had all sorts of strange poops in my day. Once after going 10 days without pooping I shat out a highly dense cube which tore my asshole as it came out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:20:41 No.1375850 Report

Quoted By: >>1375852

>>1375819
>this thread will stay on the front page for a solid week
>meanwhile threads of content are deleted left, right, and center
Recommend a new /pol/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:21:26 No.1375851 Report

Quoted By: >>1375853

What's wrong with me if it looks like sawdust?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:21:45 No.1375852 Report

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>>1375850
>Recommend a new /pol/.
/bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:22:04 No.1375853 Report

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>>1375851
Stop eating sawdust?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:22:20 No.1375854 Report

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>>1375819
Usually 2-4. 7 after Thai or Indian or Taco Bell.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:22:32 No.1375855 Report

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>>1375841
>mfw im mestizo and ive got the lactase gene

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:23:32 No.1375856 Report

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>>1375819

>1
extremely rarely. those are fun tho. once or twice a year.

>2
????

>3
these are ideal, unfortunately too rare. 10%.

>4
90% of the time

>5
?????

>6
this means im sick or some shits wrong. maybe once per year.

>7
this literally means I have full blown food poisoning or stomach bug. happened maybe twice ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:25:31 No.1375857 Report

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>>1375819
This is actually really useful to /pol/. If you're a 7 after drinking milk then you get strung up on the day of the rope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:26:52 No.1375858 Report

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>>1375819

>Be me
>Engaged to a GP (thats a doctor in the UK)
>After sex one night we get talking about stuff and she tells me about the Bristol Stool chart
>I laugh and think she is talking shit
>I visited her surgery one day
>Bristol Stool chart on her wall
>She gets patience to point to it when explaining their shits
>Was really helpful apparently because people are really bad at describing their shits.
> True story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:28:04 No.1375859 Report

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>>1375819
2-4 normally, mostly 4s.

Ya'll need to drink more Yakult.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MNO7CHav Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:33:23 No.1376235 Report

Quoted By: >>1376279

Type 5 and 6 mostly, can go up to 4 and 1, rarely 7

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Anonymous ID:7ZK0uvz+ Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:36:47 No.1376279 Report

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>>1376235
>literal shit thread moved from /pol/
>german replies like it's good

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Anonymous ID:VjqnZqRi Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:59:20 No.1376571 Report

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Poopoo

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Anonymous ID:u7Z1fDTx Mon 10 Jul 2017 22:08:45 No.1376712 Report

Quoted By: >>1376953

>>1375819
>caring about what our poop looks like
are we in kindergarten?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VjqnZqRi Mon 10 Jul 2017 22:24:41 No.1376953 Report

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>>1376712

Poop says everything about your health senpai

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