>plot
So, the prisoners have escaped. They left the home world of the arume. They also left Mars in a mess. Jason and the Mars empress (Riko) both died in the destruction of mars. The horrifying arume colony of Mars is now left a wasteland once again. The prisoners, and YOU, newcomer, have landed in Russia. You are back on earth, its good to be home. Make sure you save Earth from the arume. Its anyone's game now.

>rules
-your rolls will vary in success at the mercy of the last two digits at the end
-you find the value of the last two digits by reversing their places (e.g. 20 would actually be 02)
-if your roll goes below a 20, expect things to go wrong

>setting
-this is the REAL survival, you have to make your own stuff now, this is like camping
-earth is a wasteland
-there are animals and human settlements
-the arume have a main base in Japan

>episode 1
The 4 anons land. They find a timid guy named Don. One of the anons finds an arume settlement. Oh shit, there's 90 of them! He fights them off, but his luck runs low. Billy Mays comes in, with his whole army of crusaders, and fucks shit up. He has taken in 40 arume prisoners, and the other 50 are dead. They even built a castle, pretty nice. Noob and Sheila start talking, and chemistry starts. They fix the ship and are heading to Japan.

>episode 2
Noob finds himself in a harem. Both sheila and an arume empress (Aikko) have feelings for him, and they only believe in monogamy. Which, surprise, surprise, they're fighting over him. Bill has nightmares about c1g3. A slav drinks vodka with quads, and BOOM. He is BLYATMAN, the russian superman! Shit is about to get down.