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So, here we are at what has been a good game so far, two pretty good teams, balancing each other out, we see- with, what's that!? Is that... Is that... I mean, is that Perro!? Is it... Oh my God, it is! It is Perro! This just in, right in the middle of a game Perro has inva- wait... What is he doing!? What is he... What the hell is that!? What the hell is that!?... Oh God... OH GOD! This can't be happening in here! How is this... How!? Oh my God! This just in, everybody, Perro has done right now a Caca right in the middle of the grass! Despite all security measures, Perro has... And he keeps doing it! There is no stopping Perro! He just keeps doing a Caca, all alone in... Wait, is that! Oh my God! Yes! Yes, it is confirmed! I can confirm Perro is having dihareea now and... AND HE STARTS RUNNING THROUGH ALL THE FIELD! OH MY GOD! Who can stop Perro!? He, he is running through the field in every Direction, spreading his liquid Caca. There is more brown than green on the grass now! You have to see this to believe on it! His facial expression hasn't changed a bit! Somebody call Cesare Milan! And he leaves now, just as smugly as before! The crowd is wild! ,Nobody can stop Perro! The field is a brown, stinky mess. I don't know who will clean this, but I hope he gets a proper monetary remuneration!
