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>IN THESE TRYING TIMES OF THE NEW NORMAL WE MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE BUT APART AND BUILD BACK BETTER THROUGH SOME TEMPORARY GLOBAL LONG-TERM TWO-WEEK YEARLY ANNUAL RESTRICTIVE BUT LIBERATING CHANGES:
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COFFEE
>YOU WILL QUENCH YOUR THROAT WITH THE LIQUID JEW
>YOU WILL DRUG YOURSELF WITH CAFFEINE
>YOU WILL SATIATE YOUR THIRST WITH DIHAREA JUICE
>YOU WILL DROWN IN THE RECYCLED TOILET NIGGER PISS
>YOU WILL CHUD JACK AND JOE WITH A CUP O JOE
>YOU WILL START YOUR DAY THE COFFEE WAY
>YOU WILL MURDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS THAT SPEAK BEFORE YOUR FIFTH MORNING CUP OF CACA CRAP
>YOU WILL BECOME AN ADDICT TO THE RUSH OF RANCID RETARD LIQUID
>YOU WILL CONSUME EACH AND EVERY COFFEE BEAN AS IF IT WERE A ONIONS BEAN
>YOU WILL HAVE EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHITS IN THE MORNING
>YOU WILL TAKE A BREAK EVERY 3 MINUTES FROM YOUR FIRST TWELVE MORNING AUTIST ABORTION DRINKS TO TAKE A EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHIT
>YOU WILL DRINK THE EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHIT WITH A STRAW
>YOU WILL DREAM ABOUT EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHITS
>YOU WILL NOT FLUSH THE EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHITS
>YOU WILL NOT WIPE YOUR ASS, STILL COVERED IN EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHIT
>YOU WILL NOT WASH YOUR HANDS
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COFFEE
>YOU WILL QUENCH YOUR THROAT WITH THE LIQUID JEW
>YOU WILL DRUG YOURSELF WITH CAFFEINE
>YOU WILL SATIATE YOUR THIRST WITH DIHAREA JUICE
>YOU WILL DROWN IN THE RECYCLED TOILET NIGGER PISS
>YOU WILL CHUD JACK AND JOE WITH A CUP O JOE
>YOU WILL START YOUR DAY THE COFFEE WAY
>YOU WILL MURDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS THAT SPEAK BEFORE YOUR FIFTH MORNING CUP OF CACA CRAP
>YOU WILL BECOME AN ADDICT TO THE RUSH OF RANCID RETARD LIQUID
>YOU WILL CONSUME EACH AND EVERY COFFEE BEAN AS IF IT WERE A ONIONS BEAN
>YOU WILL HAVE EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHITS IN THE MORNING
>YOU WILL TAKE A BREAK EVERY 3 MINUTES FROM YOUR FIRST TWELVE MORNING AUTIST ABORTION DRINKS TO TAKE A EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHIT
>YOU WILL DRINK THE EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHIT WITH A STRAW
>YOU WILL DREAM ABOUT EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHITS
>YOU WILL NOT FLUSH THE EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHITS
>YOU WILL NOT WIPE YOUR ASS, STILL COVERED IN EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHIT
>YOU WILL NOT WASH YOUR HANDS
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY