I want to be in a new relationship only for my ex-girlfriend to come back and ruin it.
She'd casually flirt with me and tease me in front of my girlfriend, then do shit like sending our old photos to my girlfriend, then make up shit like how we still fuck each other when I'm dating my girlfriend AND MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD BELIEVE THAT.

Then my gf can't take it anymore and leave me, I lose respect from my friends, my family, my coworkers and society in general.

Then at the bottom of my hopelessness, I beg my ex to come back to me, only to realize she was there to fuck my life up. There was never an ounce of love for me in her heart.