Canadian Posters:
Constantly have intelligent or interesting things to post and do so succinctly and with extreme eloquence
Are all extremely fit and healthy
Can take a joke, but know when to tell posters off for stepping out of line, and do so without resorting to profanity of vulgarity
Generally just easy-going and happy, content and live fulfilling lives, but don't take themselves too seriously

Now let's compare this with another common poster you see on this board, American Posters:
Constantly have stupid and uninteresting things to post and while the posts are usually brief, they're very poorly worded and could be shorter but break down into rambling
Are all extremely fat and unhealthy, and try to project this on others out of insecurity
Can't take a joke, regularly getting butthurt, and they get very vulgar and need profanity to express themselves
Generally just uptight and depressed, clearly living miserable lives and they're desperate to spread that misery

What exactly is the root cause of Canadians being such great posters, and why is the high quality of their posts regarded with such resentment?