Help!
My new wife Hitomi and I were checking out pewdiepie's house in Japan which was on sale, but then a group of tourists came barging in.
They thought pewdiepie was living there and they came for revenge for ridiculing their master race way back in 2017.
They've separated me and my new wife Hitomi, and I've been trapped here in the basement for hours now.
I shudder to think what they could be doing with my new wife Hitomi right now.
Looking for a way out since shouting wasn't working, I've stumbled upon a secret room in pewdiepie's basement.
It seems to be a security room where you could see hidden video footages of all the rooms (so it seems pewdiepie was a fucking pervert).
*gasp* No... no, no, no, I'm watching the video footage of the bedroom right now....
What's this button on the screen?
>"Send post to 4chan"Oh, thank the heavens, pewdiepie's security system has a shitpost feature.
Please send the police to pewdiepie's house in Japan pronto, this is not a joke!
https://i.imgur.com/qKhvFEp.jpg 
