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Anonymous ID:7u7jE94U Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:01:44 No.1381164 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1381181 >>1381200 >>1381201 >>1381321 >>1381363 >>1381432

A friend I haven't spoken to in 3 years came to my house in person and invited me to his wedding.
I REALLY don't want to go. I have no job, and only go to school. What's a good excuse to not go?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eq7jixJz Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:04:53 No.1381181 Report

Quoted By: >>1381225

>>1381164
looks like you already said yes

you should go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W9HXODSS Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:05:22 No.1381184 Report

Quoted By: >>1381225

just don't go
why's he inviting you after three years of silence anyway?
you don't have any obligation to show up, he's probably just filling seats or trying to increase his friend count to make himself look good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gjDGI9e1 Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:05:43 No.1381189 Report

Quoted By: >>1381225

Go and have a good time fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EOwXNygR Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:07:20 No.1381200 Report

Quoted By:

>>1381164
Drink paint thinner and critically wound yourself on the inside so you can go to a hospital

Not recommended if you're poor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TUeJJAVs Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:07:23 No.1381201 Report

Quoted By: >>1381427

>>1381164
Tell him youd love too but your leg is broken, then find some stairs (atleast 6 ft high) and jump off, landing sideways on one leg. Repeat untill your tibia is visible. Boom problem solved.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7u7jE94U Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:09:50 No.1381225 Report

Quoted By: >>1381282

>>1381181
I was caught off guard that he came to my house.
>>1381184
>why's he inviting you after three years of silence anyway?
We were more or less best friends, but I cut off contact. I stopped talking to a lot of people once I stopped drinking/doing drugs.
>>1381189
Literally, how?
>go to wedding alone
>my old friends now have gfs
>his and the brides family to hang out with (?)
I don't even care about being single, would just be awkward as fuck not having anyone to fall back on for conversation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TUeJJAVs Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:13:28 No.1381247 Report

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Show up but do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eq7jixJz Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:18:41 No.1381282 Report

Quoted By: >>1381314

>>1381225
you can always leave when everything's over; say you have some projects due or something
unless they ask you to stay, which seems unlikely since you never bothered keeping in touch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7u7jE94U Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:23:22 No.1381314 Report

Quoted By: >>1381331

>>1381282
I figured I'd leave after the ceremony. Am I supposed to stay, for a bit and say hi to the bride and him afterwards, though?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9Obj5FSL Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:24:40 No.1381321 Report

Quoted By:

>>1381164
Get shitfaced and pretend to be a dog. No more invitations for you, fren!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eq7jixJz Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:26:50 No.1381331 Report

Quoted By: >>1381361

>>1381314
yeah congratulate them, then make your exit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7u7jE94U Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:30:54 No.1381361 Report

Quoted By: >>1381372 >>1381439

>>1381331
>tfw I'm going to have to wait forever t9 do that
Oh, well. Thank you for talking this through with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+XSh2Esh Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:31:10 No.1381363 Report

Quoted By:

>>1381164
shag his wife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eq7jixJz Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:32:19 No.1381372 Report

Quoted By:

>>1381361
sure thing
it'd be rude to turn down invitations, especially when done in person
I'm sure you're not that kind of guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Kum8Srmf Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:39:56 No.1381427 Report

Quoted By: >>1381432

>>1381201
You have to go and pull your best one.
Sexually harass the bride, spread faeces on the bathrooms, throw your drink on someone...

Of course, do it as fast as you can. Then fuck off. Do it fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kum8Srmf Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:40:43 No.1381432 Report

Quoted By:

>>1381427
Meant to quote OP
>>1381164

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:whQjnKlp Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:41:54 No.1381439 Report

Quoted By:

>>1381361
Just go you fucking faggots maybe you'll score some poon

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