My wife turned into a hippie.

1) She bought a load of non-disposable diapers for our son
2) Yesterday she bought online some non-disposable hygienic pads for ladies I did not even know they exist
3) She wants to install a bidet in our bathroom and totally get rid of toilet paper

Now for the sake of argument I may say I quite fancy the concept of having a bidet, as cleaning one's ass may be quite a chore at times, but a man truly requires his toilet paper, you know.

To what lengths do the womanly charades truly go?