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>>13843011
Imagine having to wait to be offered anal instead of taking it by force, did she also allow you to sleep at the foot of the bed on your birthday?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:25:36 No.13843017 Report

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>>13843011
That's more than enough reason to dump her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:29:42 No.13843018 Report

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>>13843014
It wasn't a strap on, his gf has a bigger dick than him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:29:52 No.13843019 Report

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>>13843014
nauraa auta jeesus

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:30:08 No.13843020 Report

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>>13843010
>it’s the thought that counts.
>Work

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:32:02 No.13843021 Report

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>>13843011
Anal sex is disgusting and degenerate. I would have slapped some sense into her with my cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:32:38 No.13843022 Report

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>>13843011
Why are people even excited about anal when a pussy is literally made for fucking and doesn't have literal shit inside of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:32:53 No.13843023 Report

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$40.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:34:07 No.13843024 Report

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>>13843017
only if she dumps on you
>>13843011
what a shitty present

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:34:13 No.13843025 Report

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>>13843011
expired chocolate Christmas tree

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:34:20 No.13843026 Report

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I'm a lowly commercial plumber and even we get $50 giftcards for a grocery chain on Thanksgiving, and $100 (+$25 for each year you've been with the company) for Christmas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:34:40 No.13843027 Report

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>>13843022
never could figure that out either

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:35:11 No.13843028 Report

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>>13843020
kek'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:35:14 No.13843029 Report

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>>13843022
Because they haven't tried it before, that and the positions you can get into are more fun, but otherwise you're right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:35:56 No.13843030 Report

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>>13843022
You do anal once just to see if your girl will submit everything to you and then you never do it again. If a woman refuses to let you fuck every hole she's not sticking around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:36:13 No.13843031 Report

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>>13843014
top kek
got his GF a strap on, a gift they both could enjoy

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:36:26 No.13843032 Report

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>>13843010
My boss gave me a memory game with ugly dyke tits on the cards.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:37:24 No.13843033 Report

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>>13843022
Americans like the smell, it reminds them of Walmart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:38:21 No.13843034 Report

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>>13843010
Aren't apples like 10$/piece in canada? That would make this pretty generous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:38:47 No.13843035 Report

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>>13843011
lol bitches..
anal is fun but it's not like in pornos. Half the time when you fuck a girl anally in the real world the head of your cock literally pushed into last night's dinner she had and it's like a pasty warm feeling. Even pulling out of her asshole does not totally clean your cock as there is still shit around under the edge of the head of your penis. Anal is ok only if you are ready for the room to smell like shit the rest of the night.
>t. fucked many a female asshole

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:39:14 No.13843036 Report

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>>13843010
Put in over 200 hours unpaid OT as work was rolling out a project I was the lead on.
End of year rolls around - here’s an extra $200 bonus anon. “Don’t spend it all at once”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:39:23 No.13843037 Report

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>>13843033

henlo my korean friendo! how are you this morning? :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:40:27 No.13843038 Report

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>>13843022
>>13843027
Because the asshole is much tighter and feels like you're fucking a girl who hasn't blown out her cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:41:11 No.13843039 Report

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>>13843037
Burger education is supposed to be a meme, at least try to recognise the LGBT flag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:42:59 No.13843040 Report

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>>13843022
Normal people would rather not risk making more poles when they visit a prostitute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:44:21 No.13843041 Report

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>>13843011
You must've given off gay vibes anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:45:39 No.13843042 Report

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>>13843022
because most people are shit these days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:48:12 No.13843043 Report

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>>13843010
>no bonuses this year, we're not getting enough work
Laid off 6 months later
Company disappeared 6 months after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:49:56 No.13843044 Report

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>>13843011
Anal isn’t even good by comparison unless the bitch has a loosy goosy pussy.

t. fucked a few asian ladyboys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:55:06 No.13843045 Report

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>>13843035
w*men are disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:56:11 No.13843046 Report

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my bonus at Albertson's in 2006 was a $10 Albertson's gift card

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:56:35 No.13843047 Report

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>>13843010
Fucked a hooker and she gave me the clap. Gonorrhea sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:57:06 No.13843048 Report

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>>13843011
How’d your ass feel after the pegging?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:58:03 No.13843049 Report

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>>13843010
How'd he like them apples?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:58:24 No.13843050 Report

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>>13843022
Literally because it's been memed through subversive porn. Anal used to be viewed as a weird fetish most men were not into.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:58:32 No.13843051 Report

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>>13843010
$100 for working overtime. Quit immediately and went somewhere else with an actual OT policy, made 10k in a week.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:58:44 No.13843052 Report

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>>13843022

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 11:58:50 No.13843053 Report

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>>13843010
>What's the shittiest bonus you got
Overtime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:01:47 No.13843054 Report

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>>13843010
Wtf is a bonus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:01:53 No.13843055 Report

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i lost the image but pretend i posted that screenshot of some guy at walmart spinning a wheel of bonus or whatever it was and he landed on something that let him chose a holiday off. i think it was a tweet by the walmart account ending with "congratulations!".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:02:07 No.13843056 Report

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>>13843022
mostly what >>13843030 said
You need to know where she stands with you. If she's not giving up her holes for you, and sucking your dick like it's the cure for cancer, there's someone else she's willing to do it for and that's not ok

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:04:03 No.13843057 Report

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>>13843055
Jewgle is your friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:05:20 No.13843058 Report

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>>13843022
Anal has been pushed by pornography jews, so that the medical jews have more profits from repairing broken anuses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:06:40 No.13843059 Report

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>>13843057
thanks, i tried to search on the duck but guess my skills are lacking

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:08:37 No.13843060 Report

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>>13843059
I searched for
>Walmart spin the wheel day off

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:10:07 No.13843061 Report

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>>13843022
Circumcised penises feel nothing from vaginal sex, sir.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:11:58 No.13843062 Report

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>>13843060
makes sense to get products from non-personalized search results

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:11:58 No.13843063 Report

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>>13843061
Anal sucks when you’re uncut. Pulls hard in the foreskin
>t. Uncut

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:13:42 No.13843064 Report

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>>13843062
The duck is becoming just as bad as jewgle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:13:55 No.13843065 Report

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>>13843063
Bingo! First you traumatize men by circumcision, then you traumatize women by anal. Kikes...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:14:14 No.13843066 Report

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>>13843022
>why
jews

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:15:23 No.13843067 Report

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>>13843022
This. Anal is disgusting

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:15:25 No.13843068 Report

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>>13843010
a list of stuff I have got from different workplaces throughout the years

>a fat ~$1000 bonus at christmas (if production is good, that happens twice a year)
>a $500 wireless speaker
>multiple giftboxes containing expensive wines or whiskey + snacks for days
>an espresso machine with all the functions
>a coffee maker with mill
>several top tier knives from finishing an education as a Butcher

then there's a bunch of less fine but still great gifts.

Just work trades for big companies and you'll get shit handed to you every now and then. My old butcher boss is the reason my alcohol cabinet has been filled, there's several thousands of dollars worth of high class alcohol that I got for free, a lot of the still unopened to this day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:16:06 No.13843069 Report

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>>13843063
wouldn't the condom mitigate that? at least i figure you'd always wanna use a condom for anal.

>>13843064
why do you say that? i hear that searx is supposed to be better for privacy than duck but i don't like using searx and it's not like i've heard that duck is actually not-good for privacy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:16:32 No.13843070 Report

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>>13843040
Holy shit Hans, that's fucking brutal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:18:56 No.13843071 Report

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>>13843049
Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:19:36 No.13843072 Report

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>>13843069
What the fuck is a condom? I’m married. Haven’t used condoms in at least a decade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:20:39 No.13843073 Report

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>>13843069
Jewgles results are full of SJW crap and the duck returns more and more irrelevant content. Plus it’s becoming more and more censored as well. They both suck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:22:18 No.13843074 Report

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>>13843010

Last Christmas my boss laid me off and replacement me with a temporary foreign worker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:23:22 No.13843075 Report

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>>13843010
Fired :-/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:24:24 No.13843076 Report

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>>13843072
personally i'd want to put some kind of layer between my dick and feces but that's me

>>13843073
duck pulls results from other search engines (excluding all of google) so i guess that would be because those are censored then. for example i remember some time back when duck didn't return an image for tankman and that was because bing didn't return an image for tankman. as far as i understand duckduckgo is just a middleman and doesn't crawl the web itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:24:38 No.13843077 Report

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>>13843011
She had shit in one of your slippers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:24:47 No.13843078 Report

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>>13843010
I got told to get double jabbed by Christmas or don’t come to work. yay!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:25:19 No.13843079 Report

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I was given a business card….told there you have a title
I quit 4 days later

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:25:26 No.13843080 Report

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>>13843011
Fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:26:07 No.13843081 Report

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>>13843044
Revolting in the extreme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:26:16 No.13843082 Report

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>>13843022
Porn has fucked with their mind.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:28:28 No.13843083 Report

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>>13843022
Because girls shitting and farting is hot to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:28:42 No.13843084 Report

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>>13843022
Thots look good with a cock up their ass.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:29:52 No.13843085 Report

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>>13843030
>Asked girlfriend if she'd be up for anal
>Says she's not sure but maybe
>Tease her with it a bit
>Now she wants it
>Now I don't want it
It was literally just the idea of getting her to do something dirty for me because it would please me. Now that she's asking for it, I'm not interested.
Also I love her but I really don't want her shit on my dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:35:12 No.13843086 Report

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>>13843085
Be honest with her.
Tell her that you don't like her shit on your dick and ask her to lick it off, afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:36:33 No.13843087 Report

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>>13843069
>wouldn't the condom mitigate that? at least i figure you'd always wanna use a condom for anal.
The only redeeming point of anal is you can do it raw any time of the month without baby risk and without relying on the LaTeX Jew.
>>13843050
>>13843058
Yeah, figured as much.
>>13843061
Pussy sex is great
>t. cut (not a jew; childhood phimosis)
>>13843083
You and your fantasies are gross. Have sex, incel.
>>13843084
Sex is not about how it looks, stop watching porn. Have sex, incel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:38:48 No.13843088 Report

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>>13843085
It's programming. Anal is never as good as a pussy. It's just the thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:39:49 No.13843089 Report

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>>13843022
this, anus is for the mouth and nose only

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:41:09 No.13843090 Report

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>>13843089
I love eating ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:45:49 No.13843091 Report

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>>13843010
well that is much more i ever got.
out of 10 years working for my boss i ONCE got a $50 xmass bonuss to my paycheck,

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:47:41 No.13843092 Report

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>>13843090
>>13843089
Based ass eaters. WAGMI

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:50:25 No.13843093 Report

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>>13843010
a few years ago, i was working for a small engineering firm
one christmas, the MD handed out credit-card sized laminated calendars for the following year
the other side of the card was a picture of the MD and his wife. so we could keep it in our wallets and be reminded of them all the time.
he handed these out to everyone with a cheery "merry christmas". we all thought it was a joke. but nope, that was it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:53:14 No.13843094 Report

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>>13843016
Don’t be ridiculous, he is not allowed on the bed ever
Nor the couch

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:54:24 No.13843095 Report

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>>13843010
>What's the shittiest bonus you got
2% pay increase. My weekly pay only increased by $25
I'd ask for more but i barely do much work as it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:55:01 No.13843096 Report

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>>13843045
You seem to imply that anal with dudes is not as disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:57:14 No.13843097 Report

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>>13843011
The only good part about anal is that bitches dont really want to do it bc it hurts them, but still do it bc they want to please you. This defeats the purpose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 12:57:53 No.13843098 Report

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>>13843037
>>13843039
You guys are funny
Good timing, too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 13:01:21 No.13843099 Report

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>>13843012
>I get double my pay in december
You mean your pay rate gets doubled, or that month, you get a bonus equal to a months pay?

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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 13:02:39 No.13843100 Report

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>>13843057
>Quarteze
Smile so i can see you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 13:03:28 No.13843101 Report

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>>13843061

This must be the truth. This is why all jews rape kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 13:06:12 No.13843102 Report

Quoted By: >>13843104

>>13843095
>2%
Work was pretending to be generous in June and we got a 1.6% raise. No bonus.
They keep telling us that we'll be getting a good raise+bonus at the end of the year, but the admin faggots can't get their heads out of their asses because they are a bunch of diversity hire retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 13:06:59 No.13843103 Report

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>>13843011
I'll pass on the rectum

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 13:13:11 No.13843104 Report

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>>13843102
>the admins are a bunch of diversity hire retards
I bet they got hefty bonuses while the white workers got nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 13:13:39 No.13843105 Report

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$20 gift card to Kroger

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 13:16:30 No.13843106 Report

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>>13843038
>Asshole is much tighter.

Yikes!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:puGZA37J Wed 17 Nov 2021 14:34:42 No.13843545 Report

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>>13843103
to whom?

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