[THIS IS A SYSTEM MESSAGE FROM SHIP'S COMPUTER TRANSLATION SUBSYSTEM.]
[INCOMING MESSAGE EXTREMELY UNUSUAL IN COMPOSITION]
[TRANSLATION INCLUDES MANY LINGUAL ANOMOLIES]
[OVERALL ACCURACY OF TRANSLATION IS: UNKNOWN]
Yo wassup my nigga on foe nem you got dat drip? Yall niggas is wild you know that? I'm boutta head out on this sussy baka