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Anonymous ID:LMoBp5t8 Thu 18 Nov 2021 13:59:12 No.13850487 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13850662 >>13850930

what goes on here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8PX0vYzz Thu 18 Nov 2021 14:00:34 No.13850490 Report

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Anonymous ID:P0vH65wC Thu 18 Nov 2021 14:29:20 No.13850591 Report

Quoted By: >>13850662

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Anonymous ID:CbsG8qmw Thu 18 Nov 2021 14:46:38 No.13850662 Report

Quoted By: >>13850666 >>13850667 >>13850719

>>13850487
Nowhere.
>>13850591
Hi! Fuck off!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMoBp5t8 Thu 18 Nov 2021 14:47:37 No.13850666 Report

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>>13850662
>Nowhere
what do you mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P0vH65wC Thu 18 Nov 2021 14:48:24 No.13850667 Report

Quoted By: >>13850669 >>13850882

>>13850662
Hey... are you that guy who licked poop and said it tasted like some sort of pill? Who says he is a cartoon? Who claims to be over 1,000 years old? Who wanted to become a trannie named ‘Megan’? Are you that guy who publicly humiliates himself to gain respect? Who posted those debasing disgusting naked selfies of himself, exposing his tiny dick and crusty ass? Who thinks “sex is cliché”? Who enjoys being humiliated? Are you that guy who supports non-consensual sex ie. Rape? With the furry diaper fetish? Who thinks that a diaper fetish is very horny? Who uses baby-talk? Who is into furry male cat anus kinks? Who claims not to be human? Who claims to have cat parents? Who says that “big bellied things look so very good”? Homosexual? Has a klim fetish? Relishes in Infantilism? Are you that guy who is always demanding attention? Whinges whines and cries when you don’t get it or enough? Who draws that shitty MS Paint scribble? Who masturbates to his own art? Who comes from Mexico? Who habitually lies? Are you that guy who keeps changing his name all the time? With the short attention span? Who always loudly demands that others must submit to his unreasonable whims, like a fascist? Who has no planning skills? Are you that guy who always blames others for his own shortcomings? Who never recognises irony, satire, mockery, insults or sarcasm? Who can’t cope with criticism? Who keeps feeding the trolls and endlessly taking their bait by obsessively replying? Are you that guy who is incapable of neither social interaction nor interpersonal dialogue? Who constantly threatens people? Are you that guy who is always telling people to ‘fuck off’?

Cont’d...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P0vH65wC Thu 18 Nov 2021 14:48:56 No.13850669 Report

Quoted By: >>13850882

>>13850667
Continued 2/2

Are you that guy who can’t make/has no friends, so he has to invent them out of sheer loneliness? Who claims to be a scientist? Are you that guy who claims to live on another planet? Who is unemployed and unemployable? Who claims he cannot die? Who still lives at home? Disowns his parents? Are you that guy who cannot display proof of his ID because he doesn’t have one, because he is an illegal immigrant? Are you that guy who claims his Companies' Corporate HQ is in a Treehouse...? Who thinks ‘Cartoon Logic’ is reality? Who has never asked anyone out on a date ever?

WOAH... you sound pretty messed-up, dude. Must be pretty embarrassing and humiliating to be (You), huh? You need to address those serious negative mental health issues you obviously have. Back to >>>/trash/ and >>>/s4s/you go, where you belong...
Do you understand that no-one actually believes, trusts nor respects you, right...?
SERIOUSLY DUDE: GET SOME PROFESSIONAL MENTAL HEALTH HELP - NOW!

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Anonymous ID:8PX0vYzz Thu 18 Nov 2021 14:50:14 No.13850719 Report

Quoted By: >>13850743 >>13850882

>>13850662
What do you mean "Nowhere" ? It's on all the official maps.

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Anonymous ID:P0vH65wC Thu 18 Nov 2021 14:53:11 No.13850743 Report

Quoted By: >>13850752 >>13850882

>>13850719
Reality has no mening for The Boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8PX0vYzz Thu 18 Nov 2021 14:57:32 No.13850752 Report

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>>13850743
Sounds like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CbsG8qmw Thu 18 Nov 2021 15:56:18 No.13850882 Report

Quoted By: >>13850893 >>13850901

>>13850667
>>13850669
Kill. Your. Self.
And take your copypaste shit with you. You are hypothetically one of the reasons why production is slow..
>>13850719
I'm not at catasuckmynuts,
>>13850743
aaaand kys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMoBp5t8 Thu 18 Nov 2021 15:59:46 No.13850893 Report

Quoted By: >>13850910

>>13850882
why are you posting here, we're trying to have a serious discussion about catasauqua pa and you're ruining it, who even are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g/Tk8vaw Thu 18 Nov 2021 16:01:21 No.13850901 Report

Quoted By: >>13850910

>>13850882
Good for you, who said you were?

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Anonymous ID:P9Un15jY Thu 18 Nov 2021 16:02:15 No.13850906 Report

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>why are you posting here, we're trying to have a serious discussion about catasauqua pa and you're ruining it, who even are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CbsG8qmw Thu 18 Nov 2021 16:02:50 No.13850910 Report

Quoted By: >>13851032 >>13851037

>>13850893
you never even had a serious anything to begin with - and nothing happens in catasuckmynuts
>>13850901
Some idiot like OP :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mINw3NOa Thu 18 Nov 2021 16:07:33 No.13850930 Report

Quoted By: >>13851037

>>13850487
Same thing that happens in every other small PA town. They put the sign with the town speed limit behind a bush or something, you don't see it because you don't have x ray vision, and then a state trooper gives you a ticket for going 20 over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g/Tk8vaw Thu 18 Nov 2021 16:39:51 No.13851032 Report

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>>13850910
You're seeing things, he didn't say anything of the sort.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMoBp5t8 Thu 18 Nov 2021 16:41:31 No.13851037 Report

Quoted By: >>13851130 >>13852627

>>13850910
you're ruining our discussion about everyone's favorite pa town, what do you have against catasauqua pa?
>>13850930
and then you pop all your tires in the world's biggest pothole because the state doesn't give a shit about how badly damaged their roads are

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zu4VzXR1 Thu 18 Nov 2021 16:49:29 No.13851068 Report

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too many mexicans

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mINw3NOa Thu 18 Nov 2021 17:06:31 No.13851130 Report

Quoted By: >>13851224

>>13851037
As someone from upstate NY I have a hard time complaining about the roads in PA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMoBp5t8 Thu 18 Nov 2021 17:17:53 No.13851224 Report

Quoted By: >>13852203 >>13852627 >>13854155

>>13851130
i was driving in catasauqua and it was full of pot holes, then i drove over one and it launched me out of the car, just then i landed in a pile of shit and standing over me was an overweight looking mexican man with this massive grin on his face, i went unconscious and woke up in the hospital the next day, they said that they found poop bacteria in my engine and that they were looking into it, to this day i still tell my friends and family about the time i encountered shitfoot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:73/o/W0H Thu 18 Nov 2021 19:44:34 No.13852203 Report

Quoted By: >>13852217

>>13851224
Did they catch him?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMoBp5t8 Thu 18 Nov 2021 19:47:46 No.13852217 Report

Quoted By: >>13852415

>>13852203
they did a dna test and connected it back to a stray cat, they arrested a mexican man though the mexican man they arrested was a skinny guy named jason rivera, and it's obvious that this wasn't him and they just grabbed the first mexican they saw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cGylnqda Thu 18 Nov 2021 20:38:20 No.13852415 Report

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>>13852217
lol bro i heard about this
thats what the american indians call scatsquatch
it used to attack in south america a lot too
they used to call it the poopacabra but there been no reports of it lately

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CbsG8qmw Thu 18 Nov 2021 21:41:11 No.13852627 Report

Quoted By: >>13852640

>>13851037
You're ruining yourself more like
>>13851224
"massive grin" my fucking ass, fuck OFF you weirdo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMoBp5t8 Thu 18 Nov 2021 21:46:58 No.13852640 Report

Quoted By: >>13853827

>>13852627
how am i ruining myself? i'm just talking about catasauqua pa and my experiences there, why do you hate catasauqua so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CbsG8qmw Thu 18 Nov 2021 23:32:10 No.13853827 Report

Quoted By: >>13854155

>>13852640
you never said your retarded experience

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMoBp5t8 Thu 18 Nov 2021 23:57:22 No.13854155 Report

Quoted By: >>13854307

>>13853827
yes i did, i said it here >>13851224

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CbsG8qmw Fri 19 Nov 2021 00:59:54 No.13854307 Report

Quoted By: >>13854314

>>13854155
It never happened

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMoBp5t8 Fri 19 Nov 2021 01:01:38 No.13854314 Report

Quoted By: >>13854321

>>13854307
how do you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CbsG8qmw Fri 19 Nov 2021 01:04:06 No.13854321 Report

Quoted By: >>13854333

>>13854314
Because it's obviously made up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMoBp5t8 Fri 19 Nov 2021 01:09:26 No.13854333 Report

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>>13854321
do you not believe it shitfoot?

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