>unironically being european
What are you, inbred?

>"B-but... USA is a shit!"
Heh, we have a massive fuckin' army and you probably don't even have an aircraft carrier!

>"But... CULTU-"
USA is multi-cultural, except when you force it.

>"be american get shot lelele"
Only if you ask for it, retard.

>"COMMUNISM WILL WIN XD"
Hmmm, where's the soviet union?