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Anonymous ID:tqCcqyIZ Mon 22 Nov 2021 04:54:34 No.13877141 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13877144 >>13877154 >>13877165 >>13877675

good morning fellow americans, im american born in the united states most powerful country on earth, dont not mind the flag its broken just wanted to say good morning to my fellow americans

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 04:54:58 No.13877144 Report

Quoted By: >>13877152 >>13877155 >>13877165

>>13877141
arent you gonna get that flag issue fixed?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EfV74Od9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 04:56:43 No.13877151 Report

Quoted By: >>13877165 >>13877194

>Letting his flag break
You're not American

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RWyA/Li6 Mon 22 Nov 2021 04:57:21 No.13877152 Report

Quoted By:

>>13877144
That's not how neocolonialism works. They have to keep their old flags or else it looks too much like classical colonialism.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CSgfwwLh Mon 22 Nov 2021 04:58:09 No.13877154 Report

Quoted By: >>13877194

>>13877141
>most powerful country on earth
but you don't have chinese flag?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tqCcqyIZ Mon 22 Nov 2021 04:58:40 No.13877155 Report

Quoted By: >>13877165 >>13877175

>>13877144
good morning brother yes i have ordered new computron from IMB to replace my faulty one hopefully this resolves the flag issue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CZtQD73 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:01:02 No.13877165 Report

Quoted By: >>13877175 >>13877194

>>13877141
wow this guy is surely american i see no reason to doubt him
>>13877144
i think its just a graphical issue so dont worry about it he is definitely american
>>13877151
its not his fault its just a graphics issue
>>13877155
sorry about your graphics issue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:04:05 No.13877175 Report

Quoted By: >>13877189 >>13877208

>>13877155
i do not know what a computron is but it sounds like it'll fix the issue, so im not worried
>>13877165
should i replace my monitor?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CZtQD73 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:07:04 No.13877189 Report

Quoted By: >>13877365

>>13877175
no its the servers fault not yours
itll fix itself soon probably but maybe not for this thread so youll just have to trust Sven when he says he is american because he obviously is american and he has no reason to lead us to believe otherwise

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tqCcqyIZ Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:08:46 No.13877194 Report

Quoted By: >>13877208 >>13877320

>>13877151
i assure you im american citizen, commies bugged my computer to confuse and demoralize me but im not falling for it i know for a fact that im american

>>13877154
nice try commie but america is number one

>>13877165
thank you for understanding my northern neighbor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CZtQD73 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:11:50 No.13877208 Report

Quoted By: >>13877365

>>13877175
see heres another valid argument for him because american how would he know that leafland and burgerland are neighbours and also how would he know that canuckistan is north of burgerland so he is most definitely american and it is just a server error on 4chans part
>>13877194
you are welcome these things happen i hope your government mandated hamburgers were to your liking today
ill be honest my government supplied poutine was just OK and the dogsex was even worse but what can you do right

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BfZR1gQb Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:17:44 No.13877226 Report

Quoted By: >>13877240

hello fellow american

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tqCcqyIZ Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:21:29 No.13877240 Report

Quoted By: >>13877246

>>13877226
hello fellow american what are you having for breakfast this morning?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RWyA/Li6 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:22:00 No.13877243 Report

Quoted By: >>13877320

tbhdesuka this guy somehow seems a lot more leaf than burger to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BfZR1gQb Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:23:57 No.13877246 Report

Quoted By: >>13877327

>>13877240
it is now midnight I am having a suffering sandwich hold the sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yg+tTiF1 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:24:08 No.13877249 Report

Quoted By:

is my flag working?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CZtQD73 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:33:18 No.13877320 Report

Quoted By: >>13877351

>>13877243
wrong
case in point: >>13877194
notice his spelling here "neighbor" in canuckistan we spell it "neighbour"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tqCcqyIZ Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:34:11 No.13877327 Report

Quoted By: >>13877361 >>13877403

>>13877246
i see you must be living on the other side of the country, sometimes I forget how big of a country america is, i've never had a suffering sandwich myself that sounds foreign to me, you see i like to keep my breakfast strictly american but alas my local super market ran out of pancakes with butter and now im stuck with kaviar and crisps! this is not what i usually eat but it will have to make do for now i hope you understand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RWyA/Li6 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:37:09 No.13877351 Report

Quoted By:

>>13877320
You just proved that leafs are aware of the spelling differences and therefore would know to fake them when posing as burgers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RWyA/Li6 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:38:31 No.13877361 Report

Quoted By:

>>13877327
>crisps
BUSTED

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:38:56 No.13877365 Report

Quoted By: >>13877409

>>13877189
>>13877208
hmmmmm ok. well, i won't lie i don't really believe OP. i think he may be lying, sven doesn't sound like a very american name and i don't think he knows what hamburgers are.
i went to his house the other day (it was on the faroe islands btw, not america) and he gave me a burger but it was just a salmon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CZtQD73 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:44:45 No.13877403 Report

Quoted By:

>>13877327
>crisps
hang on a second pal
are you REALLY an american?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CZtQD73 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:45:31 No.13877409 Report

Quoted By: >>13877421

>>13877365
wait a second did he also give you chips and call them crisps?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:47:41 No.13877421 Report

Quoted By: >>13877486

>>13877409
actually he did not have chips at all, but he had fries and he called them chips.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CZtQD73 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:00:54 No.13877486 Report

Quoted By: >>13877525

>>13877421
i demand answers NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tqCcqyIZ Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:07:12 No.13877524 Report

Quoted By: >>13877560 >>13877582

i can provide you with proof but my desk just broke into a million pieces and now there's stuff all over the floor i'll be back shortly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:07:17 No.13877525 Report

Quoted By: >>13877560

>>13877486
i think you scared him off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CZtQD73 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:16:23 No.13877560 Report

Quoted By: >>13877562

>>13877525
no he is right here >>13877524 he said he would be back shortly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:17:06 No.13877562 Report

Quoted By: >>13877565

>>13877560
its been 9 minutes, i dont think hes coming back.
i think he might've gotten lost

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CZtQD73 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:17:46 No.13877565 Report

Quoted By: >>13877575

>>13877562
he just has a really big house so i dont blame him for getting lost

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:21:03 No.13877575 Report

Quoted By: >>13877579

>>13877565
yeah his house is as big as the island he was on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eGKIuL4r Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:21:13 No.13877577 Report

Quoted By: >>13877582

ah yes, the old 'elbow drop your desk and abandon thread' technique. been there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CZtQD73 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:21:51 No.13877579 Report

Quoted By: >>13877585

>>13877575
if you really think about it america is one very big island

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:22:13 No.13877582 Report

Quoted By:

>>13877577
palindrome
also what do you mean? he hasn't abandoned the thread yet. he's right here see >>13877524, he just needs to find his way back to a working computer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:23:03 No.13877585 Report

Quoted By: >>13877587

>>13877579
arent all continents islands, then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CZtQD73 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:23:14 No.13877587 Report

Quoted By: >>13877595

>>13877585
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:26:03 No.13877595 Report

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>>13877587
sweet, im gonna go make a resort in my backyard then

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tqCcqyIZ Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:42:04 No.13877633 Report

Quoted By: >>13877639

here is proof, why would a non-american unlike myself have one of these?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:44:05 No.13877639 Report

Quoted By: >>13877646

>>13877633
well two things
1) why do you need a book to figure out how to tip 20%?
2) who is hunter thompson
3) what is that strange metal contraption that has a lot of scary wires

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tqCcqyIZ Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:48:52 No.13877646 Report

Quoted By: >>13877654

>>13877639
>why do you need a book to figure out how to tip 20%?
for international business america is a very international country
>who is hunter thompson
i have no idea
>what is that strange metal contraption that has a lot of scary wires
that's just my homemade desktop lamp apologies for its shoddiness

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:51:27 No.13877654 Report

Quoted By: >>13877671

>>13877646
>that's just my homemade
say no more, you're certified american. only americans build things themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tqCcqyIZ Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:56:09 No.13877671 Report

Quoted By: >>13877673

>>13877654
thank you, have a great day!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MkIWBLH9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:56:51 No.13877673 Report

Quoted By:

>>13877671
you cant tell me what to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID://ujovV9 Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:57:50 No.13877675 Report

Quoted By: >>13877677

>>13877141
Brother let us go get breakfast >>13875856

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tqCcqyIZ Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:59:36 No.13877677 Report

Quoted By:

>>13877675
ah yes macaroni & beef ball, classic!

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