epic funny monkey silly monkey funny monkey penis best friend peeing peeing "Sit still honey, you're peeing!" mean and the police killed 7 deer and the first police were stoned the statue of liberty and the jockey and trump when I went out and said that I did 'nt have sex with him but only discussed w what he liked and she said y what I liked I had chicken wings the toothpaste stained needle drop and new idol juice and my head was hurt When I got on a train and the jockey said what idiot ride
Before cell phones, there were little bells that would go off and alert you of incoming calls.
Whoever you were with would get the caller ID so that they knew to take that call.
At work, I have to take a call and a particular person takes it, the lady says (unfortunately for me) "Is this my ex - husband?"
Trying to shush this lady was a losing battle.
When you "m going off on her.... what do you say?
"Who's your customer?" and after she stops her hooting and hollering, you say "You can get a new husband."
Another one I heard as a patient heard me talking to her male medic and she said "Hello Dennis this is my oldest daughter, there was an accident with all three of them." and that is when I met my old Chief Surgeon again.
The bark that you heard is the neighbor in your RV area...
This is getting too real... Someone text me a gila monster that looked like a Cobra or maybe it's only a faux toad.
Yeah a Faux toad, just saying. You need a 22 long rifle to kill this gila monster after 4 mg Chlorox in the butt.
Not doing that "I thought I told you that you do not let that poor dog have alfalfa." Sheesh, people you have been married 18 years and there is a damn CASSEROLE in the stove that is 3 feet high and you wont get up there and turn it off?
You have a problem with that?
Ok; just smoke your cloves. Hey, by the way: When Grandpa got so sick at the end and when people were coming and going trying to comfort him, he would constantly ask "what is that?"
