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Anonymous ID:UoaJ/i72 Tue 23 Nov 2021 09:22:23 No.13885285 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13885326 >>13885359 >>13885385

Did you know that when learning how to read a compass, britbongs use the pneumonic "Naughty Elephant Squirts Water"?

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Anonymous ID:Q9BBhNfF Tue 23 Nov 2021 09:45:43 No.13885326 Report

Quoted By: >>13885357

>>13885285
Kek fucking Bongs
For me it was "Never Eat Salty Waffles"

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Anonymous ID:8SXl09M8 Tue 23 Nov 2021 10:01:31 No.13885357 Report

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>>13885326
We used soggy waffles but otherwise same thing!

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Anonymous ID:gvjwNhj1 Tue 23 Nov 2021 10:02:42 No.13885359 Report

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>>13885285
i always used "Never (get an) Erection (for) South (korean) Women"

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Anonymous ID:8Cj78oMD Tue 23 Nov 2021 10:17:48 No.13885385 Report

Quoted By: >>13885389 >>13885424 >>13885437

>>13885285
We only ever learned:
Never
Eat
Shredded
Wheat.

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Anonymous ID:8R0p6Ybt Tue 23 Nov 2021 10:20:36 No.13885389 Report

Quoted By: >>13885392

>>13885385
Same here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Cj78oMD Tue 23 Nov 2021 10:24:45 No.13885392 Report

Quoted By: >>13885402

>>13885389
Do you get shredded wheat over there? I assumed the dryness and general lack of flavour was a British cuisine kind of deal.

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Anonymous ID:8R0p6Ybt Tue 23 Nov 2021 10:30:12 No.13885402 Report

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>>13885392
I didn't even know what shredded wheat was back then. Maybe they just copied it off your textbooks.

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Anonymous ID:MoC0kvca Tue 23 Nov 2021 10:48:53 No.13885424 Report

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>>13885385
Yeah this is the only thing I've ever heard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UoaJ/i72 Tue 23 Nov 2021 10:57:21 No.13885437 Report

Quoted By: >>13885557

>>13885385
Where in Bongland are you from. I was raised with the waffles one as said above, but I also heard the shredded wheat one. I asked my gf who is from Wigan about it and she told me she knew the elephants one and the wheat one. Wondering if it’s a localized thing.

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Anonymous ID:mH2JQ4Ni Tue 23 Nov 2021 10:59:47 No.13885440 Report

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Never ever smoke weed

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Anonymous ID:8Cj78oMD Tue 23 Nov 2021 11:39:25 No.13885557 Report

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>>13885437
A lot further south, so maybe it's the norf/souf divide. But we did learn that Elephants' Arses Demand Great Big Enemas for guitar tuning.

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Anonymous ID:lFR+oHg0 Tue 23 Nov 2021 11:44:40 No.13885570 Report

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here its 'never eat soggy weetbix'

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Anonymous ID:UeXq5A+o Tue 23 Nov 2021 11:45:54 No.13885572 Report

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here it is
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