"SOITEENS could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this board before. There could be SOITEENS anywhere". The programming socks felt good against his shaved thighs. "I HATE SOITEENS" he thought. The Touhou OST reverberated his entire basement, making it pulsate as the estrogen pills circulated through his weak limp veins and washed away his (merited) fear of being an incel forever. "With surgery, I can be any gender I want" he said to himself, out loud.