I'm 32 going back to college to use up the rest of my GI Bill and I keep hearing this weird zoomer slang and I have no idea what it means. For instance, I sit at a table with six others, all Zoomies, and they all say stuff to me like "you look like da type'a nigga dat get dap'd on hard." Recently I was in the cafeteria and one of them was like "gimme some dap!", and I went to fist bump him since that's what it meant in my day, and he turned around and showed me his butt and shook it from left to right.

Another time, one of the zoomie niggers was "rapping" to his friends and all he was saying was "no bussin on dat dome so sloppy! Dap on a hoe and hit it like Rocky! YeEeAaAhHh! Pull my hotdog out and dap'd dat thot again, she so damn nasty dat now she wear depends! She talkin' shit, wanna see what she about, beat it up so bad dat her butt fell out!"

What the absolute fuck is this shit and what does it even mean?