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>>13923982
I'm a 6.6 250 pounds past athlete, just because I don't train mma doesn't mean the size doesn't matter, especially when not in the ring and without the rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:17:50 No.13923985 Report

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>>13923982
And he's a manlet, it'd took some time because of conditioning for him to be out of breath while he struggles to release to pressure. But that time it'd be up and he'd be broken. He might win in a running and evading contest. But that's cowardly so it'd count as I've already won. Might just as well pick up random things and throw at him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:19:41 No.13923986 Report

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>>13923980
Can a relationship survive you not telling a nigger to back off your girl for fear of getting knocked out or worse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:20:19 No.13923987 Report

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>>13923980
Stab his testicles, doubt he trained for that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:20:31 No.13923988 Report

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>>13923983
>>13923984
But a professional just took some stimulants to help him keep a perfect score, he shoud have an edge over you, rite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:24:08 No.13923989 Report

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>>13923980
Punch him in the throat, kick him in the nuts.
Repeat as necessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:24:44 No.13923990 Report

Quoted By: >>13923992

>>13923980
ecw aldo
nice
>>13923983
>>13923984
lol
>>13923981
this is always one of the funniest/most retarded copes i see in these conversations
"hurrrr he haff to follow da ruelz but me no haff 2"
i guess the implication being you think what? you'd be able to bite him, pull his hair, or yank on his penis
in a street fight the professionally trained fighter isn't bound by rules either, and the only thing separating you and him are his ability to fight
these takes are as stupid as someone with no skills or experience in basketball thinking they could show up to the court and dominate...
just because they have a feeling they could???
fuckin' lo
l>>13923985
i'd pay money to watch you try

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:29:13 No.13923991 Report

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>>13923987
>>13923989
He has no neck, and no testes since he's filled to the brim with testosterone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:30:00 No.13923992 Report

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>>13923990
>hurr durr
I'd beat your ass too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:32:23 No.13923993 Report

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>>13923992
"i'd beat you up irl"
this is early aughts level gotten to posting lol
also no you wouldn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:33:43 No.13923994 Report

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>>13923980
Why would you bring a girl to Las Vegas?

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:34:13 No.13923995 Report

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>>13923984
>I'm a 6.6 250 pounds past athlete

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:36:15 No.13923996 Report

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>>13923980
>I would suck his cock so hard and hope he cums all over my gay faggot face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:37:02 No.13923997 Report

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>>13923995
lol
one thing that sucks about the anonymity here is you can't set up irl stunts and pay these retards to amuse you
i'd literally pay this guy to spar any club level fighter within 50 pounds of him and post if for us to laugh at
guess it is what it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:37:06 No.13923998 Report

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>>13923993
Yes I would if you slapped my girls ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:37:53 No.13923999 Report

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>>13923991
Checked
I guess the only thing I would do then is jerkoff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:38:16 No.13924000 Report

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>>13923996
Cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:38:57 No.13924001 Report

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>>13923980
Interesting scenario. I suppose I must be gay, since I enjoy watching half-naked men drenched in sweat getting it on.
I try to get his number so he can fuck me in the ass after the fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:39:17 No.13924002 Report

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>>13923980
do a 360 and walk away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:39:49 No.13924003 Report

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>>13923980
I wouldn't lower myself to going to vegas or watching mma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:40:00 No.13924004 Report

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>>13923998
again this is just silliness
why do you think that?
because in your fantasy you'd be morally justified in doing so, and in your fantasy it just "makes sense" that the good guy wins
you're childlike

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:41:22 No.13924005 Report

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>>13923991

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:49:20 No.13924006 Report

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>>13924004
I could beat you up too if you ae smaller than me, i choken my uncle once sparring and he got a bronze medal at the european championship in freestyle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:51:14 No.13924007 Report

Quoted By: >>13924010

>>13923980
I run over and slap the card girls ass and raise my hands in victory. Two can play that game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:51:55 No.13924008 Report

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>>13924006
screencap worthy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:54:22 No.13924009 Report

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>>13924008
Yeahbut i could totally beat you up, i watched hundreds of muay thai and bjj tutorials on youtube.
You are fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:55:25 No.13924010 Report

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>>13924007
Checked.
Spoken diabolically

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:56:09 No.13924011 Report

Quoted By: >>13924014 >>13924035

Connor McGregor here AMA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:56:44 No.13924012 Report

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>>13924009
i'm starting to believe you
what percentage of /pol/ do you think you could beat up?
what percentage of the internet at large?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:58:48 No.13924013 Report

Quoted By: >>13924016

I shoot OP for being off topic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:58:52 No.13924014 Report

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>>13924011
Did you get the last message I sent you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:00:27 No.13924015 Report

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>>13924012
About 99% of /pol/ and 95% of the internet at large. I also think i could likely beat up Moreno or at least Figgy/Mighty mouse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:01:12 No.13924016 Report

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>>13924013
You shoot some pics of me? Understandable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:02:31 No.13924017 Report

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>>13924015
Mighty Mouse is huge. Can you beat Rogan? Michael Chandler?

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:02:50 No.13924018 Report

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I would protest to management.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:02:50 No.13924019 Report

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>>13924014
The cock pic? Yeah thats a nice head on yur shaft m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:02:55 No.13924020 Report

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>>13923992
Watch out cygany last time you were talking so much shit your mudhut got bombed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:03:07 No.13924021 Report

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>>13923980
I watch enough ufc to know that you just need to kick them in the nuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:03:50 No.13924022 Report

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i would never bring women to such a place.

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:04:00 No.13924023 Report

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>>13923980
Apply a Full Yakamura to his left testicle until the screaming stops and he goes limp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:06:03 No.13924024 Report

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>>13924020
Slavs are white on their own, not a derivative of other white subraces. I thought we were past this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:07:22 No.13924025 Report

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>>13924023
>>>13924005

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:07:29 No.13924026 Report

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>>13924017
Would you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:08:33 No.13924027 Report

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>>13924019
Not me, m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:08:57 No.13924028 Report

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>>13923985

You're seriously underestimating how easy it's to get knocked out. Size matters but it might not matter at all, and that can be decided in a split second. If your reaction time ain't right, you'll get hit in the mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:09:41 No.13924029 Report

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>>13924026
Chandler easily, Rogan not so much, Mouse, not sure...

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:10:25 No.13924030 Report

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>>13923996
lmfao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:12:28 No.13924031 Report

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>>13924029
Chandler is by far the best fighter on that list though, mighty mouse is more complete as a fighter but he is way too small, chandler beat hooker who is 6 fett tall and like 190 pounds..
Rogan is just an old manlet whose meme kicks look good on a heavybag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:15:23 No.13924032 Report

Quoted By: >>13924039

I would act very traumatized (for the cameras) and later get my girl to #metoo + sue him. Then I'd convince her to give me the winnings to "invest" for her, and finally leave her (for being a whore and letting some dude slap her ass).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:22:51 No.13924033 Report

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>>13924031
>Chandler is by far the best fighter on that list
>by far the best fighter
>the best fighter
>by far
>best
Lmao no dawg. Chandler is as good as circumstances allow him to be, since he's a circumstantial 'champion' (Bellator) without an independent style. His greatest achievement was Fight of the Night on 2021-11-07, when he got his chin btfod in a most monumental way.
Mouse >way too small !?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:23:04 No.13924034 Report

Quoted By: >>13924035

>>349726303
Rogan isnot a fighter and Mouse is way too small to beat Chandler

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:24:01 No.13924035 Report

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>>13924034
Would you beat >>>13924011

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:24:24 No.13924036 Report

Quoted By: >>13924039

>>13923980
I reverse omaplata him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:26:28 No.13924037 Report

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>>13924035
Would Chandler beat him? I think he heems him stiff, even though his brawling style is perfect for his counters Chandler has shown to have a chin while Conor is a chinlet at 155 and doesnt retain his power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:27:18 No.13924038 Report

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>>13923980
>sagittal crest hominid
Not gonna lie, you made me spit out my drink all over the monitor. Good on you lad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:27:43 No.13924039 Report

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>>13924032
Kek
>>13924036
Wonderful effort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:34:06 No.13924040 Report

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>>13924037
Chandler vs. McGregor would be a world's greatest mismatch, like fighting a gorilla in a phone booth.

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