Hey faggots,
My name is Legolas, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no lives who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures and bitching about elven culture? You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Lamdas? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of elves because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of elf/human sex.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I single handedly killed an Olyphant, I can walk on top of snow, and I'm immortal. What do you all day, other than jack off to naked drawn Easterlings?I also have never missed an archery shot, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my bitch.