I've heard that if you spit curses and ridicule Satori on the Internet long enough, a wild yet mythical being from Canada will materialize behind you and put you in a headlock until you either pass out and forget that it ever happened or delete all the evidence of your wrongdoings, as well as pray for his mercy, which both can be kinda hard when you are in a headlock and desperately need oxygen.

To prove this urban legend is false, I will dedicate this thread to saying bad things about Komeiji Satori from Touhou series, featured for the first time in Subterranean Animism, 2008.
Let us begin..